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<font size=20>Da '''''Real'' Ruelz™''' of Vorestation.</font><br>
Forget those other "[[Rules]]"! ''These'' are the rules you should follow.
#'''Don't be a fucking asshole.'''<br>You have no rights, you are not entitled to a trial, notions of free speech are a lie, and you can be banned at any point for any reason. The admins don't want a dead server so they will seldom do this, but if the ''entire staff'' and most players all think you're an irredeemable fuckwit, then nobody is going to miss you, nor will they care when you cry that you didn't do nothin'.
#'''If you make enough people laugh, the rules don't matter.'''<br>If you're griefing, but it's hilarious, the staff will probably let you get away with it at least once, and the players will probably forgive your actions. Just, don't keep doing it until it gets old and annoying.
#'''The admins only act professional when you're in trouble.'''<br>If the admin is acting like a jackass, it's because they feel comfortable around you. Don't expect them to act professional all the time. They wanna have fun too. If they start talking all proper and serious, you dun gone fucked up.
#'''If you act like an idiot, you will be treated like an idiot.'''<br>Players and staff will call you an idiot and nobody will be punished if we are all in agreement.
#'''Start shit, get hit.'''<br>If you find yourself frequently defending your actions with "bUt It Was aLL iN cHaRaCter" then it is also valid for you to get bludgeoned to death out of nowhere with a fire extinguisher. IC is IC, after all. If you're enough of a dick IC, it will be perfectly believable for someone to get rid of you.
#'''You're not self-antagging if your actions result in vore.'''<br>Go ahead. Break into the [[Colony Director]]'s Office and steal their spare ID. As long as they get a good wank out of it, nobody is going to complain except maybe that one whiny little bitch who complains to admins about ''literally everything'' unusual that happens. Speaking of which...
#'''Don't be [[No Fun Allowed|Fun Police]].'''<br>It's a good way to make people hate you.
#'''Mind your own business.'''<br>If you're not affected by a problem, don't make it your problem! Don't like the chef gibbing some people because you don't like hard vore? Too bad! Unless the chef throws ''you'' in the gibber, you shouldn't care!
#'''MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS.'''<br>That means ''you'', [[Ghost]] "players". You're not even playing the round. Fuck off! Your opinion doesn't matter when you're just an observer!
#'''The Vore Tax must be paid at least once a month.'''<br>Participating in vore reduces your chances of being banned by about 80% compared to those who don't like vore.
#'''Don't bring unwanted attention to the server.'''<br>[[The October Riot|That one time /vg/ raided us by accident was funny]] but let's please not do that again for the love of God.
#'''Starting drama will get you banned.'''<br>Ranting about stuff in public is a great way to get banned, ''especially'' if what you're complaining about already got fixed, or you're acting like the staff doesn't care. If you have complaints, take it directly to the admins like a fucking adult. To merely complain is not starting drama. See the next rule.
#'''Fuck your cliques.'''<br>If admins could somehow ban everyone in a clique, he would. He can't, because then he'd have a dead server, and he would also have to ban himself because the server staff is a clique too (even if he won't admit it), but if one of your cliques is talking shit and ends up causing problems for others, all of you will end up banned just to be sure the cancer is thoroughly removed. See also the last rule.
#'''Lying will make your punishment infinitely worse.'''<br>Forgetting or misremembering details is one thing. We all do it sometimes. Intentionally distorting the truth however will not only get you into more trouble, you will never be taken seriously again, even when you ''are'' telling the truth.
#'''Dragor is allowed to grief.'''<br>We let him do it because it's funny. We'll tell him to stop when it stops being funny.
#'''If you try to powergame, the admins will make your life miserable.'''<br>Just because you ''can'' solo an exploration level all by yourself doesn't mean you should. Let other people join you on the fun, because if you don't, we're going to make sure you don't have any fun either.
#'''The Nerd (Kisuke) must be in a belly at all times.'''<br>The Nerd suffers from belly separation anxiety if left out of a belly too long. Ensure he is always kept trapped safely in a girl tum.
#'''The Nerd (Kisuke) is not to be harmed at any time.'''<br>Injury or death of The Nerd will result in a harsh spanking, and not the kind you would like you perverted weirdo. Be nice to him.
#'''DON'T STICK THE FUCKING SHRINK RAY IN YOUR MOUTH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!'''<br>THERE'S LITERALLY A WARNING IN THE DESCRIPTION. DO NOT LOOK INTO THE OPERATIONAL END OF THE DEVICE. DO NOT SUBMERGE THE DEVICE IN SALIVA, EVEN PARTIALLY.
#'''Ace is always allowed to carry guns on the station.'''<br>This was decided before Ace was even an admin, so ''clearly'', it was the intention of Vorestation's founders that Ace is always to be armed.
#'''The Mime and the Clown are mortal enemies.'''<br>Failure to uphold this long standing tradition will be punished by job banning, followed by death.
#'''Don't go to headmins for ''every single little problem''.'''<br><font size=+1>LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.</font> THERE ARE OTHER ADMINS.
#'''Ace is easily baited into political discussions.'''<br>For his health, please stop having political discussions. He's a sucker for controversy. It's like a drug to him. Don't enable his bad habits.
#'''Death is preferable to communism.'''<br>Communism is the very definition of failure.
#'''Do not harm any of the station pets.'''<br>Especially Ian. You will get lynched.

'''And above all,'''<br>
<font size=+2>'''Never take yourself or anything else too seriously.'''</font><br>It's a fact of life that if you can't occasionally laugh about the stupid things, it's guaranteed that ''someone else'' is going to laugh ''at your expense''.