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Congratulations! You've survived your journey to the [[Virgo Orbital Research Establishment]]. However, your struggle to survive has only just begun. If you're reading this, you're already one step ahead of the competition. Bear in mind that this guide is '''NOT''' written by or sanctioned by [[NanoTrasen]]. These are tips and tricks that THEY don't want you to see! Keep it away from [[Shitcurity]] because ''they'll'' say it's contraband. ''I'' say it's your guide to making it out in the wild frontier. Start taking notes, because you're about to be schooled in all the unwritten rules of Virgo. | Congratulations! You've survived your journey to the [[Virgo Orbital Research Establishment]]. However, your struggle to survive has only just begun. If you're reading this, you're already one step ahead of the competition. Bear in mind that this guide is '''NOT''' written by or sanctioned by [[NanoTrasen]]. These are tips and tricks that THEY don't want you to see! Keep it away from [[Shitcurity]] because ''they'll'' say it's contraband. ''I'' say it's your guide to making it out in the wild frontier. Start taking notes, because you're about to be schooled in all the unwritten rules of Virgo. | ||
First of all, let's deal with the elephant in the room. You may have heard the rumors, and they're true. Virgo is filled with [[Vore|man-eating]] aliens and splicers hell bent on having you for dinner | First of all, let's deal with the elephant in the room. You may have heard the rumors, and they're true. Virgo is filled with [[Vore|man-eating]] aliens and splicers hell bent on having you for dinner, and sometimes breakfast depending on timezones. Out here in Virgo, it's EAT or BE EATEN! If your species isn't capable of doing that, we suggest visiting a black market splicer to have your genetics tweaked, and we urge you NOT to opt out of the NanoTrasen healthcare package. Trust me, you'll need it. You're about to become VERY well acquainted with the resleeving bay. | ||
=The Unwritten Rules of Vore Station= | =The Unwritten Rules of Vore Station= | ||
# In Virgo, you're either a predator, or you're prey. | |||
# Break any of these rules, and you will be prey. | #In Virgo, you're either a predator, or you're prey. | ||
# Predators get to do whatever they want. | #Break any of these rules, and you will be prey. | ||
# Predators can become prey at any time to a bigger and badder predator. | #Predators get to do whatever they want. | ||
# The [[Colony Director]] is the alpha. If they don't act like it, you are obligated to eat them. | #Predators can become prey at any time to a bigger and badder predator. | ||
# Anyone who eats the Colony Director has the right to assume their role. | #The [[Colony Director]] is the alpha. If they don't act like it, you are obligated to eat them. | ||
# Eating your rivals is a valid way to ascend the corporate ladder. | #Anyone who eats the Colony Director has the right to assume their role. | ||
# Anyone who defies the pecking order should ''also'' be eaten, especially Security. | #Eating your rivals is a valid way to ascend the corporate ladder. | ||
# Do not lick the [[APC]]s. Nobody knows why. Just don't do it. | #Anyone who defies the pecking order should ''also'' be eaten, especially Security. | ||
# Hurting Ian is grounds for being lynched. Leave Ian alone. You have been warned. | #Do not lick the [[APC]]s. Nobody knows why. Just don't do it. | ||
# Food in the bar ''will'' be eaten. Don't put it on the counter if you're going to be mad when it's gone. | #Hurting Ian is grounds for being lynched. Leave Ian alone. You have been warned. | ||
# The AI laws on dog borgs do NOT stop them from eating you. This is a <s>bug</s> feature. Avoid them. Or don't. | #Food in the bar ''will'' be eaten. Don't put it on the counter if you're going to be mad when it's gone. | ||
# Do not stand still under the balcony ledge. | #The AI laws on dog borgs do NOT stop them from eating you. This is a <s>bug</s> feature. Avoid them. Or don't. | ||
# Do not fuck with the carp in the atrium. If you want fish, go fishing. | #Do not stand still under the balcony ledge. | ||
# Never look a [[Sergal]] in the mouth. | #Do not fuck with the carp in the atrium. If you want fish, go fishing. | ||
# If you find crew members touching inappropriately, mind your own fucking business, and go back the way you came. | #Never look a [[Sergal]] in the mouth. | ||
# Leave Gaslamps alone. They haven't done anything to you. | #If you find crew members touching inappropriately, mind your own fucking business, and go back the way you came. | ||
# A stomach is a perfectly valid and legal way for Security to imprison you. | #Leave Gaslamps alone. They haven't done anything to you. | ||
# Security does not rat on other Security when it comes to eating prisoners. | #A stomach is a perfectly valid and legal way for Security to imprison you. | ||
#Security does not rat on other Security when it comes to eating prisoners, except for the members of Security who are actually rodent-like in appearance. | |||
#Mlems are preferable but Awoos are also accepted. | |||
#Tempest Venosare is the best at Mlems. | |||
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Congratulations! You've survived your journey to the Virgo Orbital Research Establishment. However, your struggle to survive has only just begun. If you're reading this, you're already one step ahead of the competition. Bear in mind that this guide is NOT written by or sanctioned by NanoTrasen. These are tips and tricks that THEY don't want you to see! Keep it away from Shitcurity because they'll say it's contraband. I say it's your guide to making it out in the wild frontier. Start taking notes, because you're about to be schooled in all the unwritten rules of Virgo.
First of all, let's deal with the elephant in the room. You may have heard the rumors, and they're true. Virgo is filled with man-eating aliens and splicers hell bent on having you for dinner, and sometimes breakfast depending on timezones. Out here in Virgo, it's EAT or BE EATEN! If your species isn't capable of doing that, we suggest visiting a black market splicer to have your genetics tweaked, and we urge you NOT to opt out of the NanoTrasen healthcare package. Trust me, you'll need it. You're about to become VERY well acquainted with the resleeving bay.
The Unwritten Rules of Vore Station
- In Virgo, you're either a predator, or you're prey.
- Break any of these rules, and you will be prey.
- Predators get to do whatever they want.
- Predators can become prey at any time to a bigger and badder predator.
- The Colony Director is the alpha. If they don't act like it, you are obligated to eat them.
- Anyone who eats the Colony Director has the right to assume their role.
- Eating your rivals is a valid way to ascend the corporate ladder.
- Anyone who defies the pecking order should also be eaten, especially Security.
- Do not lick the APCs. Nobody knows why. Just don't do it.
- Hurting Ian is grounds for being lynched. Leave Ian alone. You have been warned.
- Food in the bar will be eaten. Don't put it on the counter if you're going to be mad when it's gone.
- The AI laws on dog borgs do NOT stop them from eating you. This is a
bugfeature. Avoid them. Or don't. - Do not stand still under the balcony ledge.
- Do not fuck with the carp in the atrium. If you want fish, go fishing.
- Never look a Sergal in the mouth.
- If you find crew members touching inappropriately, mind your own fucking business, and go back the way you came.
- Leave Gaslamps alone. They haven't done anything to you.
- A stomach is a perfectly valid and legal way for Security to imprison you.
- Security does not rat on other Security when it comes to eating prisoners, except for the members of Security who are actually rodent-like in appearance.
- Mlems are preferable but Awoos are also accepted.
- Tempest Venosare is the best at Mlems.