Guide to Food and Drink

From VORE Station Wiki
Revision as of 22:17, 1 October 2015 by Aces (talk | contribs) (Parts of this are outdated and need work.)
(diff) ← Older revision | Latest revision (diff) | Newer revision → (diff)
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Fullness

As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red; if your hunger bar turns black, you've eaten way too much. The effects of fullness and hunger are equally bad, so it is best to stay at a happy medium. So keep in mind how much you've eaten and how long it has been since you last ate, and you will be fine.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Several reagents will increase your fullness:

  • Very effective: Corn oil; Nutriment, found in most foods; Animal Protein, found in meat (except for Skrell, who can't digest it and will suffer poisoning from it), and Egg Yolk.
  • Somewhat effective: Ketchup, coco powder, Hot Ramen, Hell Ramen, Sugar.
  • Minor increase: Soy Sauce, Hot Coco, Potato Juice, Bilk, Sprinkles, Dry Ramen, Flour, Rice, Cherry Jelly, Doctor's Delight, Beer, Thirteen Loko, Mead, Banana Mama.

Starvation

Food1.pngFood2.pngFood3.pngFood4.pngFood5.png

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

Some things will decrease your hunger faster:

  • Vomiting
  • Being cold (by exposure to cold environments or because you were in a cryo tube)
  • Recovering from blood loss
  • Taking Lipozine
  • Some viruses

If you eat too much, your description will note that you are "chubby". Too little, and you will be described as "malnourished".

Drinks

IMPORTANT:

  • Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
  • Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
  • Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve

Many of these drinks, while they do have toxic ingredients, are not toxic in and of themselves. However, because they have toxic ingredients, if you mess them up, you will poison your patrons--not something a good bartender wants to do. An evil one, though...

Alcoholic Drinks

Alcoholic drinks contain ethanol. Each drink is scored on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being strongest. Depending on how much you drink, you may slur your speech, get dizzy, start stumbling around, and even pass out. Just as in real life, the more slowly you drink, the less you are affected by alcohol. Some species have special reactions to alcohol: Skrell will always treat any alcohol as extremely strong, and will get very drunk, very quickly. Humans will take liver damage from drinking too much; this damage happens at around the same level where the character passes out.

Mixed Drinks

Since a drinking glass will hold only 30 units of liquid, it's recommended that bartenders use their drink shakers to concoct these drinks before pouring them out.

Picture Cocktail Ingredients Strength Notes
AcidSpit.png Acid Spit 1 part sulphuric acid, 5 parts wine 1.5 Get sulphuric acid from the chemist.
AlliesCocktail.png Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka 2 Classic Martini (2 gin, 1 vermouth)
Aloe.png Aloe 1 part cream, 1 part watermelon juice, 1 part whiskey 3 The whiskey must be added last. Makes 2 parts.
Amasec.png Amasec 1 part iron, 5 parts vodka, 5 parts wine 2 Makes 10 parts. Get Iron from the chemist.
Andalusia.png Andalusia 1 part lemon juice, 1 part rum, 1 part whiskey. 3 Get lemons from the gardener and process them.
Antifreezeglass.png Anti-Freeze 1 part cream, 1 part ice, 2 parts vodka 4 Raises body temperature.
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb 10 parts b-52, 1 part uranium ??? Gets you drunk immediately, and maybe high.
B-52.png B-52 1 part irish cream, 1 part cognac, 1 part kahlua 4 Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 1 part ice, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 2 parts rum 2
BananaHonk.png Banana Mama (Banana Honk) 1 part banana, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar 4 Yes, it's an alcoholic drink with no alcoholic ingredients. Get Bananas from the gardener.
Barefoot.png Barefoot 1 part berry juice, 1 part cream, 1 part vermouth 1.5 Get berries from the gardener and process them.
BeepskySmash.gif Beepksy Smash 1 part iron, 2 parts lime juice, 2 parts whiskey 4 Briefly stuns.
Brownglass.gif Bilk 1 part beer, 1 part milk 2 Get milk from the kitchen.
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 3 part vodka, 2 part kahlua 3
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice 3 Tomato juice from booze vending machine.
Boogerglass.gif Booger 1 part banana, 1 part cream, 1 part watermelonjuice, 1 part rum 1.5 Get bananas from the garden and process them.
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 2 parts tequila, 1 part kahlua 3
ChangelingSting.png Changeling Sting 1 part screwdriver, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part lime juice 5 Screwdriver (2 Vodka, 1 Orange Juice); get lemons from the gardener and process them
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth 2
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 1 part cola, 2 parts rum 1.5
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 1 part blood, 1 part Mountain Wind, 1 part Dr.Gibb, 1 part rum 3 Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
DevilsKiss.png Devils Kiss 1 part blood, 1 part kahlua, 1 part rum 3 Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
ErikaSurprise.png Erika Surprise 1 part banana, 1 part ice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ale, 1 part whiskey 3 Get bananas from the gardener and process them.
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 2 parts gin, 1 part tonic 1
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice 1.5
Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 10 parts vodka, 1 part gold 3 Grind up Gold from Mining. Can be got from a party crate through Cargo.
Grog.png Grog 1 part rum, 1 part water 0.5
HippiesDelight.png Hippies Delight 1 part psilocybin, 1 part gargle blaster ??? Gets you high. Psilocybin comes from several types of mushroom that grow in the garden.
Brownglass.gif Hooch 2 parts ethanol, 1 part fuel (welder fuel), 1 part sugar 2 Causes alcohol poisoning faster than other drinks. Ethanol from the chemistry dispensers; welder fuel from welder fuel tanks.
IcedBeer.png Iced Beer 5 parts beer, 1 part ice OR 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil 1 Lowers body temperature.
Irish Car Bomb.png Irish Car Bomb 1 part ale, 1 part irish cream 3 Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 1 parts irish cream, 1 parts coffee 3 Irish Cream (2 Whiskey, 1 Cream)
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream 2
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part tequila 4 Cuba Libre (1 Cola, 2 Rum)
Manhattan.png Manhattan 2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth 3
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part uranium 5 Gets you high. Manhattan (2 Whiskey, 1 Vermouth)
Margarita.png Margarita 2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice 3
Neurotoxin.png Neurotoxin 1 part gargle blaster, 1 part soporific ??? Also stuns you. Soporific available from Medical.
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice ??? Gets you drunk and high.
Patronglass.gif Patron 10 parts tequila, 1 part silver 1.5 Can be got from a party crate through Cargo. Grind up silver from Mining.
RedMead.png Red Mead 1 part blood, 1 part mead 1.5 Blood can be drawn with a syringe or juiced from Blood Tomatoes.
Sbiten.png Sbiten 1 part capsaicin, 10 parts vodka. 3 Raises body temperature. Capsaicin is found in Chili from the garden.
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver 2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice 3
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 5 part vodka, 1 part radium, 5 part wine. 5 Get Radium from Chemistry.
SnowWhite.png Snow White 1 part beer, 1 part lemon lime 1.5
Suidream.png Sui Dream 2 parts Space-Up, 1 parts curacao, 1 part melon liquor 0.5 Curacao and melon liquor are in the booze vending machine.
SyndicateBomb.png Syndicate Bomb 1 part whiskey cola, 1 part beer 5 Whiskey Cola (2 Whiskey, 1 Cola)
TequillaSunrise.png Tequila Sunrise 2 parts tequila, 1 part orange juice 2
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 1 part beer, 2 parts ale 2
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part uranium 5 Also gets you high. Grind up Uranium from Mining. Long Island Iced Tea (2 Rum, 1 Cola, 3 Vodka, 3 gin, 3 Tequila)
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 2 parts phoron, 2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth 5 Raises body temperature. Grind up Phoron from Mining.
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic 3
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth 4
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 2 parts whiskey, 1 part cola 2
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water 3
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 3 Black Russian, 2 part cream 3 Black Russian (3 Vodka, 2 Kaluha)

Poured Drinks

Picture Drink Strength Notes
Absinthe.png Absinthe 4 Bottles are labeled "Jailbreaker Verte". Causes alcohol effects faster than most drinks.
Aleglass.png Ale 1 Bottles are labeled "Magm-Ale".
Beerglass.png Beer 1 Also available in the bar's back room or from the beer keg. Mix 10 corn oil and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Curaco.png Blue Curacao 1.5 Bottles are labeled "Miss Blue Curacao". Mix 10 orange juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Cognac.png Cognac 1.5 Bottles are labeled "Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac".
Glass clear.png Ethanol 5 Comes from chemical dispenser.
Ginglass.png Gin 1
Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua 1.5 Bottles are labeled "Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur". Mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
Meadglass.png Mead 1.5 Mix 1 sugar + 1 water + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst)
Melonliquorglass.png Melon Liquor 1 Bottles are labeled "Emeraldine Melon Liquor". Mix 10 watermelon juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Glass clear.png Moonshine 4 Mix 10 nutriment, 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Pwineglass.png Poison Wine 1 Made from poison berries. Hallucinogenic and poisonous. Mix 10 poison berry juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Rumglass.png Rum 1.5 Bottles are labeled "Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum". Dispenser labels it "Deadrum".
Sakeglass.png Sake 2 Made from rice. Mix 10 rice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).
Tequilaglass.png Tequila 2 Bottles are labeled "Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequilla".
Thirteenloko.png Thirteen Loko 2 Comes from hacked soda vending machine. Will also make you jittery.
Vermouthglass.png Vermouth 1.5 Bottles are labeled "Goldeneye Vermouth".
Vodkaglass.png Vodka 2 Bottles are labeled "Tunguska Triple Distilled". Mix 10 Potato Juice + 5 Enzyme (Catalyst).
Whiskeyglass.png Whiskey 2 Bottles are labeled "Uncle Git's Special Reserve".
Wineglass.gif Wine 1.5 Bottles are labeled "Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine". Mix 10 grape juice and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst).

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

Picture Cocktail How to Get It
Bananajuice.png Banana Juice Process a banana.
Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Process berries.
Brownstar.png Brown Star Mix 2 parts orange juice, 1 part cola

Cold Drinks vending machine.

CafeLatte.png Cafe Latte Mix 1 part coffee, 1 part milk
Hot coffee.png Coffee Drinks dispenser; Hot Drinks vending machine.
Carrotjuice.png Carrot Juice Process a carrot.
Glass white.png Cream Drinks dispenser.
Dr gibb.png Dr. Gibb Drinks dispenser; Cold drinks vending machine.
Grapejuice.png Grape Juice Process grapes or green grapes; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Grapesoda.png Grape Soda 2 parts grape juice, 1 part cola
Grenadineglass.png Grenadine Syrup 10 parts berry juice, 5 parts Universal Enzyme (Catalyst)
Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee 1 part ice, 3 parts coffee
Hotcocoglass.png Hot Chocolate 5 parts Water, 1 part Coco Powder; Hot Drinks vending machine.
Iceglass.png Ice Drinks dispenser; hacked Hot Drinks vending machine.
Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea Mix 1 part ice, 3 parts tea; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Kiraspecial.gif Kira Special 1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Process a lemon.
Lemonlime.png Lemon Lime Drinks dispenser.
Lemonade.png Lemonade 1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
Limejuice.png Lime Juice Drinks dispenser; process a lime.
Glass white.png Milk From the biogenerator, or from a cow that has been fed Wheat.
Milkshake.png Milkshake 1 part cream, 2 parts ice, 2 parts milk
Space mountain wind.png Mountain Wind Drinks Dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola 1 part uranium, 6 parts space cola. Gets you high.
Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Drinks dispenser; process an orange.
Poisonberryjuice.png Poison Berry Juice Process a poison berry.
Brownglass.gif Potato juice Process a potato.
Rewriter.png Rewriter 1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
Glass clear.png Soda Water Drinks dispenser.
Space cola.png Space Cola Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
Space up.png Space-Up Drinks dispenser; Cold Drinks vending machine.
SoyLatte.png Soy Latte 1 part coffee, 1 part soymilk
Glass white.png Soy Milk Process a soybean.
Teacup.png Tea Works as a weak anti-toxin. From drinks dispenser or hot drinks vending machine.
DoctorDelight.gif The Doctor's Delight 1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part tricordrazine
Tomatojuice.png Tomato Juice Process a tomato; Booze vendor.
Glass clear.png Tonic water Drinks dispenser.
Waterglass.png Water Drinks dispenser, Cold Drinks vending machine, sinks, and water tanks.
Tomatojuice.png Watermelon Juice Drinks dispenser; Process a watermelon slice.

Food Recipes

  • Milk, Soy Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Sugar are all measured in reagent units rather than by number of containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave.
  • Sliceable foods can be divided into smaller portions by slicing them. Their reagents are divided equally into the slices. The slices noted here are the maximum number of slices, which you can get by using a precise cutting tool like a kitchen knife, cleaver, or scalpel; crude cutting tools, like axes, shovels, and saws will result in fewer slices.
  • Condiments are reagents can be added to food, possibly increasing their nutrition value or adding some fun extras. A chef can create condiments by grinding up things that contain them and isolating them in the CondiMaster in the back room. Condiments let you put ketchup on your fries, salt in your soup, dylovene on your fish fingers, or psilocybin on your ghost burger--the possibilities are endless. Foods hold a maximum of fifty units of reagents.
  • Some poisonous foods can be prepared safely if Dylovene is added to the finished product, or if the poisonous reagent is neutralized somehow. Experienced chefs only!
  • Poisonous reagents are marked in red text. Reagents which have other, non-deadly effects--like intoxication, sleepiness, or the effects of hot or cold sauce--are marked in blue text.
  • Traitor chefs can make some sneaky substitutions.
    • Poisonous apples can be used in all apple dishes, and the final dish will be poisoned. Unlike poisonous mushrooms, cyanide apples can easily kill.
    • Slime jelly can be substituted for cherry jelly, and will poison the resulting food.
    • Anything made with meat can be made with human meat. (It's still necessary to emag the gibber before butchering one's murder victims.)
  • BUG NOTICE: The cake recipes are currently not functional because the flour and egg will react inside the microwave to make dough.
Result Recipe Reagents & Notes Skrell-Safe?
Friedegg.png Fried Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper 3 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper N
Egg.png Boiled Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 5 units Water 2 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk N
Dionaroast.png Diona Roast Microwave 5 units Polytrinic Acid, 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple. 6 nutriment, 2 radium Y
Jdonut1.gif50px Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Sugar, 5 units of Berry Juice/Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly. 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 5 Berry Juice or Cherry Jelly or Slime Jelly, 1 Animal Protein. N
Donuts.png Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Sugar 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 1 Animal Protein N
Plain Burger.png Burger Microwave 1 Meat and 1 Bun. 3 Nutriment, 13 Animal Protein N
Plain Burger.png Burger Combine 1 Cutlet/Meatball with Bun 3 Nutriment, 3 Animal Protein N
Cheeseburger.png Cheese Burger Combine 1 Cheese Wedge with Burger 2 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment N
Brainburger.png Brain Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain 7 Animal Protein, 6 Alkysine, 5 Blood* N
Roburger.png Roburger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head 2 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 5% probability of 2 units of Nanites N
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno-meat 15 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid N
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet 10 Animal Protein, 6 Carpotoxin N
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Ectoplasm 2 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
Clownburger.png Clown Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown wig and mask 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
Hotdog.png Hotdog Microwave 1 Sausage with 1 Bun 19 Animal Protein N
Hotdog.png Hotdog Combine 1 Sausage with 1 Bun 6 Animal Protein N
Waffles.png Waffles Microwave 2 Dough, 10 units Sugar 8 Nutriment, 2 Animal Protein N
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball 2 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein, 5 Tricordrazine N
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Donk Pocket 2 Nutriment, 2 Animal Protein, 5 Tricordrazine N
Donkpocket.png Donk Pocket Allow a Warm Donk Pocket to cool. 2 Nutriment, 2 or 6 Animal Protein N
Meatbread.png Meatbread Microwave 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges 10 Nutriment, 40 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 5 slices.

N
Xbread.png Xenomeatbread Microwave 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges 10 Nutriment, 32.5 Animal Protein, 7.5 Polytrinic Acid

Sliceable: 5 slices.

N
50px Banana-nut Bread Microwave 3 Dough, 5 units Milk, 15 units Sugar, 1 Banana 20 Nutriment, 21 Banana Juice, 3 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 5 slices.

N
Cheesepmelet.png Omelette Du Fromage Microwave 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges 16 Animal Protein, 6 Egg Yolk N
Muffins.png Muffin Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment, 8 Animal Protein N
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Virdians Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Soybean 10 Nutriment, 1 Soy Milk Y
Soylentgreen.png Soylent Green Microwave 2 Human Meat, 10 units Flour 28 Animal Protein N
Meatpies.png Meat-Pie Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Flat Dough 20 Animal Protein N
Meatpies.png Tofu-Pie Microwave 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough 10 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
Xpie.png Xeno-Pie Microwave 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough 17 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid N
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Banana, 5 units Sugar 4 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 1 Animal Protein N
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie Microwave 1 Cherry, 1 Flat Dough, 10 units of Sugar. 4 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Cherry Jelly, 1 Animal Protein N
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Berry 4 Nutriment, 7 Berry Juice, 1 Animal Protein N
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu Microwave 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat 12 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid N
Donuts.png Chaos Donuts Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Sugar, 5 units Hot Sauce, 5 units Cold Sauce Always: 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 1 Animal Protein.

Equal chance of containing 3 units of one of the following: Nutriment, capsaicin, frost oil, sprinkles, phoron, coco,Slime Jelly, banana, berry juice, and tricordrazine.

N
Meatkabob.png (Human)-kabob 2 Human Meat, 1 Metal Rod 26 Animal Protein.

May break the microwave; still obtainable via silver slime cores.

N
Meatkabob.png Meat-kabob 2 Meat, 1 Metal Rod 26 Animal Protein.

May break the microwave; still obtainable via silver slime cores.

N
Meatkabob.png Tofu-kabob 2 Tofu, 1 Metal Rod 8 Nutriment.

May break the microwave; still obtainable via silver slime cores.

Y
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread Microwave 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough 30 Nutriment, 15 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 5 slices.

N
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato Microwave 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge 3 Nutriment, 7 Animal Protein, 2 Potato Juice N
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries Microwave 1 Space Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge 4 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein N
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chilli Pepper 7 Animal Protein, 3 Nutriment, 6 Carpotoxin, 10 Capsaicin N
Popcorn.png Popcorn Microwave 1 Corn 2 Nutriment, 3 Corn Oil Y
Cookie.png Cookie Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Chocolate Bar, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar 5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco, 1 Animal Protein N
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Piece of Paper (with something written on it) 3 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein N
Meatstake.png Meat Steak Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat (Any Type) 13 Animal Protein, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper N
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato 35 Nutriment, 8 Tomato Juice, 7 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 6 slices.

N
Meatpizza.png Meatpizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato 50 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 6 slices.

N
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 Chantrelle Mushrooms, 1 Cheese wedge, 1 Tomato. 35 Nutriment, 10 Animal Protein, 2 tomato Juice

Sliceable: 6 slices

N
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 9 Imidazoline, 5 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 6 slices.

N
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 5 units of Psilocybin 6 Nutriment, 6 Psilocybin Y
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 5 Amatoxin 6 Nutriment, 3 Psilocybin Y
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato 11 Animal Protein, 5 Water, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot Juice, 2 Potato Juice N
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato 8 Nutriment, 5 Water, 3 Corn Oil, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot Juice, 2 Potato Juice Y
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato 8 Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Tricordrazine, 9 Sulphuric Acid, 2 Potato Juice, 3 Egg Yolk N
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 20 units of Water. 10 Water

25% chance of 8 Nutriment

Y
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato 3 Nutriment, 12 Animal Protein 10 Capsaicin, 4 Tomato Juice N
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato 3 Nutriment, 12 Animal Protein, 10 Frost Oil, 4 Tomato Juice N
Amapie.png Amanita Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 units Amatoxin 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Psilocybin, 1 Animal Protein N
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet 8 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 10% chance of 5 Tricordrazine N
Spell.png Spell Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat 6 Nutriment, 3 or 13 Animal Protein N
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg 40 Animal Protein, 4 Nutriment, 3 Egg Yolk N
Enchi.png Enchiladas Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn 9 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment, 20 Capsaicin, 3 Corn Oil N
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread Microwave 2 Dough, 2 Cheese Wedges. 5 Nutriment, 25 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 5 slices.

N
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 10 units Flour, 1 Banana, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper 20 Animal Protein, 6 Banana, 1 Pepper, 1 Salt N
Baguette.png Baguette Microwave 2 Dough, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper 6 Nutriment, 1 Pepper, 1 Salt, 2 Animal Protein N
Flatbread.png Flatbread Microwave 1 Flat Dough 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips Microwave 1 Space Fries, 1 Carp Meat 3 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein, 6 Carpotoxin N
Bread.png Bread Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Egg 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk

Sliceable: 5 slices. Bread slices can be turned into sandwiches by combining them with any food item.

N
Sandwich.png Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge 3 Nutriment, 20.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper N
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave 1 Sandwich 3 Nutriment, 23.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper, 2 Carbon N
Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge 3 Nutriment, 8.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk N
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup Microwave 10 units of water, 2 tomatoes. Drinking this makes you feel like a vampire. A tomato vampire.

5 Nutriment, 14 Tomato Juice

Y
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles Microwave 2 Dough, 10 units of Sugar, 5 units of Psilocybin. 8 Nutriment, 8 Psilocybin, 2 Animal Protein N
Stew.png Stew Microwave 10 units of water, 1 meat, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 Chantrelle mushroom. 6 Nutriment, 13 Animal Protein, 7 Tomato Juice, 10 Imidazoline, 5 Water, 2 Potato Juice, 1 Carrot Juice N
Jellytoast.png Jellied Toast Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly 1 Nutriment, 0.2 Animal Protein, 0.6 Egg Yolk, 5 Cherry Jelly or Slime Jelly. N
Milo.png Milosoup Microwave 10 units of Water, 2 Tofu, 2 Soy Dope. 8 Nutriment, 5 Water Y
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato 8 Nutriment, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot juice, 2 Tomato juice Y
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti. 2 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein N
Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice Microwave 5 units of Water, 10 units of Rice 2 Nutriment Y
Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding Microwave 5 units of Milk, 10 units of Rice 4 Nutriment Y
Pastatomato.png Spaghetti Microwave 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes. 6 Nutriment, 14 Tomato Juice, .33 Animal Protein N
Poppypretzel.png Poppy Pretzel Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Poppy 10 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Bicaridine N
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs Microwave 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatballs. 4 Nutriment, 10.33 Animal Protein N
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw Microwave 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatballs. 4 Nutriment, 16.33 Animal Protein N
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Boiled Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper 25 Nutriment, 25 Animal Protein N
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Apple 3 Nutriment Y
Applepie.png Apple Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Apple 4 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 5 units of Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly 5 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly or Cherry Jelly, 1 Animal Protein N
Twobread.png Two Bread Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Wine 2 Nutriment, 0.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk N
Jellysandwich.png Jelly Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread slices, 5 units of Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly or 5 Slime Jelly, .4 Animal Protein, 1.6 Egg Yolk N
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup Microwave 30 units of Blood Smells like copper.

2 Animal Protein, 10 Blood*, 5 Water

N
Missing Sprite Slime Soup Microwave 10 units of water, 5 units of slime jelly. 10 Water, 5 Slime Jelly Y
Missing Sprite Boiled slime Core Microwave 5 units of water, 1 slime core 35 Slime Jelly Y
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 4 Coco, 3 Egg Yolk N
Sausage.png Sausage Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Meatball 12 Animal Protein N
Fishfingers.png Fish Fingers Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Meat 7 Animal Protein, 6 Carpotoxin, 3 Egg Yolk N
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge. Always contains 4 Animal Protein, 3+ Toxin, and 1+ Carbon.

Possible other reagents: Nutriment, Capsaicin, tomato juice, frost oil, water, tricordrazine, banana juice, blood, slime jelly, and/or imidazoline.

N
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie Microwave 1 Pumpkin, 10 units Flour, 3 units Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar 15 Nutriment

Sliceable: 5 Slices.

N
Phelmbiscuit.png Plump Helmet Biscuit Microwave 1 Plump Helmet, 5 units of Water, 5 units of Flour 5 Nutriment, 10% chance of 8 Nutriment and 5 Tricordrazine Y
Mushroomsoup.png Chantrelle Soup Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 Chanterelle. 8 Nutriment Y
Chawanmushi.png Chawanmushi Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Eggs, 1 Chanterelle. 5 Animal Protein, 6 egg yolk N
Beetsoup.png Borscht Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage. "Wait, how do you spell it again..?"

8 Nutriment, 3 Sugar

Y
Gappletart.png Golden Apple Streusel Tart Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Golden Apple, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar. 8 Nutriment, 8 Gold, 3 Egg Yolk N
Herbsalad.png Tossed Salad Microwave 2 Cabbage, 1 Tomato, 1 Carrot, 1 Apple. 8 Nutriment, 5 Imidazoline, 2 Tomato Juice, 1 Carrot Juice Y
Aesirsalad.png Aesir salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Golden Apple. 8 Nutriment, 8 The Doctor's Delight, 8 Tricordrazine, 1 Bicaridine, 1 Synaptizine, 1 Hyperzine, 1 Space drugs, 3 Gold. Y
Validsalad.png Valid Salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball. 6 Nutriment, 5 Animal Protein, 3 Space drugs, 3 Kelotane, 3 Bicaridine, 2 Potato Juice N
Cracker.png Cracker Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 unit Salt 1 Nutriment, .3 Animal Protein

Can also get these by gibbing a Parrot; in that case they have 5.4 Nutriment

N
Stuffing.png Stuffing Microwave 1 Bread, 5 units of Water, 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Pepper. 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk N
Tofurkey.png Tofurkey Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing. 12 Nutriment, 3 Soporific, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk N
Taco.png Taco Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge 4 Nutriment, 10.3 Animal Protein N
Fries.png Space Fries Microwave 1 Raw Potato Sticks 4 Nutriment Y
Mint.png Mint Microwave 5 units of Sugar, 5 units of Frost Oil 1 Mint Toxin Y
Regularcake.png Vanilla Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg 20 Nutriment.

Sliceable: 5 Slices.

N
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 3 Carrots 25 Nutriment, 25 Imidazoline

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 2 Cheese Wedges 10 Nutriment, 19 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
Orangecake.png Orange Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 3 units Orange Juice, 1 Orange 20 Nutriment, 1 Orange Juice

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
Limecake.png Lime Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 3 units Lime Juice, 1 Lime 20 Nutriment, 1 Lime Juice

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 3 units Lemon Juice, 1 Lemon 20 Nutriment, 1 Lemon Juice

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 5 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 4 units Coco, 1 Chocolate Bar 20 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 4 Coco Powder

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
Birthday.png Birthday Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 1 Cake Hat 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
Applecake.png Apple Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 2 Apples 15 Nutriment

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
Braincake.png Brain Cake Microwave 5 units Milk, 15 units Flour, 15 units Sugar, 9 units Egg, 1 Brain 5 Nutriment, 20 Animal Protein, 10 Alkysine, 5 Blood*

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
Burnedmess.png Burned Mess Created when you try to microwave an invalid recipe. It may also break or dirty the microwave. 1+ Toxin, 3+ Carbon Y


Intermediate Ingredients

Result Recipe Notes
Bun.png Bun Microwave 1 Dough 4 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
Flat Dough.png Flat Dough Roll out 1 Dough with Rolling Pin 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 3 Slices

Dough Slice.png Dough Slice Cut Flat Dough with Kitchen Knife 2 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti Cut Dough Slice with Kitchen Knife 3 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein
Egg.png Egg Harvested from an egg plant (can be mutated from eggplants), ordered from Cargo, or laid by a chicken that has been fed wheat. 3 Egg Yolk
Meat.png Meat From butchering most animals and people. The gibber will not accept people unless emagged. Synthetic meat can be gotten from the Biogenerator in hydroponics, or made by mixing blood and Clonexadone. Animal Protein (Varying amounts); Nutriment (Varying amounts)
Raw Cutlet.png Raw Cutlet Cut 1 Meat (Any Type) 1 Animal Protein
Cutlet.png Cutlet Microwave 1 Raw Cutlet 3 Animal Protein
Carpfillet.png Carp Meat Butcher a Carp (gibbing gives three fillets, cutting with a knife gives one.) 3-10 Animal Protein, 3 Carpotoxin, ~9 Nutriment
Xenomeat.png Xeno Meat From butchering a giant spider or a xenomorph (the NPC "animal" type only; player-controlled ones count as "human"). 6 Animal Protein, 6 Polytrinic Acid, ~9 Nutriment
Bearmeat.png Bear Meat From butchering a space bear. ~12 Animal Protein, 5 Hyperzine, ~9 Nutriment
Mushroomslice.png Huge Mushroom Slice Butcher a Walking Mushroom ~7 Nutriment, 3 Psilocybin
Tomatoslice.png Tomato Slice Butcher a Killer Tomato ~12 Nutriment.
Raw Sticks.png Raw Potato Sticks Cut up one potato. 3 Nutriment
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Cut up one carrot. 3 Nutriment, 3 Imidazoline
Soydope.png Soy Dope Cut 1 Soybean 2 Nutriment

Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing:

To mix reagents, put them in the same container. You should hear a bubbling sound if it's successful.

All-In-One: Grinding foods reduces them to their component parts.

Reagent How to Obtain Skrell-Safe?
Condiment.png Animal Protein Process Meat or protein-containing foods. Poisonous to Skrell, nutritious to everyone else. N
Condiment.png Cherry Jelly Process Cherries. Y
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Process ice peppers. Y
Cornoil.png Corn oil Process corn. Y
Condiment.png Egg Yolk Process an Egg, or crack an Egg into a container. N
Flour.png Flour Process Wheat or a Flour Sack. Y
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Process chili peppers. Y
Ketchup.png Ketchup Mix 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Water, 1 part Sugar Y
Condiment.png Nutriment Process almost any food. Y
Pepper.png Pepper Extra pepper mills are in the bar. Y
Condiment.png Rice Process Rice. Y
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). If the chemist won't oblige, there are extra salt shakers in the bar. Y
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Mix 4 units of soy milk with 1 unit of sulphuric acid. Y
Condiment.png Sprinkles Process donuts. Y
Emptycondiment.png Sugar Process white beet or sugar cane. Y


Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. 20 Animal Protein N
Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar 2 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco Powder Y
Tofu.gif Tofu 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme (Catalyst) 3 Nutriment Y
Dough.png Dough Combine 3 units of Egg and 10 units of Flour 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
Meatball.png Meatball Combine 3 Animal Protein and 5 Flour 3 Animal Protein N

Junk Food

When there's no chef, or the chef is serving unidentifiable, possibly toxic glop, most people resort to one of two things: grazing on produce or the vending machines.

Junk food requires no chef or machinery, but on the other hand, it's generally not as filling or interesting.

Item Source Reagents & Notes
Candy.png Candy Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine 1 Nutriment, 3 Sugar
Chips.png Chips Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine 3 Nutriment
Ramen.png Cup Ramen Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine 30 Dry Ramen
Ramen.png Hot Ramen Mix 3 parts Dry Ramen, 1 part Water Makes 3 parts Hot Ramen
Ramen.png Hell Ramen Add 1 part Capsaicin to 6 parts Hot Ramen Makes 6 parts Hell Ramen
Jerky.png Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine 4 Animal Protein
Raisins.png 4no Raisins Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine 6 Nutriment
Twinkie.png Space Twinkie Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine 4 Sugar
CheesieHonkers.png Cheesie Honkers Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine 4 Nutriment
Breadtube.png Bread Tube Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine 12 Nutriment
Syndiecake.png Syndi-Cake Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine (Hacked) 4 Nutriment, 5 The Doctor's Delight
SkrellSnax.png SkrellSnax Getmore Chocolate Corp vending machine (Hacked) 10 Nutriment
Monkeycube.png Monkey Cube Stocked in Science and Virology. 10 Animal Protein; kills you as a monkey grows inside you. Add water to get a monkey. Also comes in Stok, Farwa, and Naera varieties, available through Cargo.
Liquidfood.png LiquidFood Ration Can be found on the shuttle as emergency rations. 20 Nutriment, 3 Iron
Honeycomb.png Honeycomb From Beekeeping 10 Honey, 0.5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar

Advanced Cooking

Some reagents in the finished products are poisonous. If you're a Traitor, that may be the point, but if you're very good, you may want to serve these items safely. This is where a little chemistry can help neutralize or remove the dangerous reagents from your food.

Any given piece of food can contain only 50 units of reagents.

When using Dylovene, it's okay to use more than you strictly need. Other chemicals you might use to neutralize poison aren't so forgiving, and some are poisonous themselves.

Reagent How to Neutralize
Animal Protein; Egg Yolk Harmless to most people, animal protein, including egg yolk, is unsafe for Skrell. A one-to-one ratio of Dylovene to animal protein will make it safe for Skrell to eat.
Blood Blood is not necessarily poisonous. It is always the same type as the person it was taken from, and if the type is incompatible with the recipient, it will cause a rejection reaction.

O-negative blood is always safe. Add one unit of Dylovene for every four units of blood. Alcoholic drinks made with blood, of any type, are safe; just be sure there is no blood left over after the reaction. Blood can also be neutralized with Clonexadone (1 unit Clonexadone to 5 units Blood), or by adding drink ingredients to create a blood-based drink.

Carpotoxin Anything made with carp meat will have carpotoxin in it. Counter it with 1 unit Dylovene per 3 units Carpotoxin. Carpotoxin also reacts with copper and cryptobiolin to form rezadone, but overdose of rezadone starts at 15 units and most carpotoxin-containing foods have five or more units of it.
Amatoxin Found in mushrooms. Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Amatoxin.
Toxin Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Toxin.
Slime Jelly Will poison your customers no matter how much Dylovene you add. Adding Dylovene (around 30 units or so) will keep them from dying of the poisoning before they can get to Medical, but if you're not a traitor, do you want to serve them such a painful dish? (No, don't answer that. We know customers can be annoying; that's still no excuse to poison them.)
Radium Found in roast diona and will cause radiation poisoning. Add 1 unit of Dylovene per unit of Radium; reacts to form Hyronalin.
Sulphuric Acid Dylovene won't cut it for sulphuric acid, which will burn as well as poison anyone unlucky enough to ingest it. Instead, neutralize each 1 unit of Sulphuric acid with either 3 units of Corn Oil (creates glycerol), 4 units of Soy Milk (creates soy sauce), or 5 units of wine (creates Acid Spit, an alcoholic cocktail).
Polytrinic Acid You're serious about serving that xeno meat, huh? Well, don't serve it plain; polytrinic acid will poison, burn, and generally kill your customers in a rather nasty manner. Like with sulphuric acid, dylovene isn't enough, but unlike sulphuric acid, it's not easy to neutralize. Polytrinic acid will react with foaming agent and either iron or aluminum to create metal foam, and 10 units of polytrinic acid and 20 units of plasticide will create plastic. When working out how to do this, remember that plasticide is poisonous and metal foam can be chipped through with a kitchen knife.
Alcohol An equal amount of Ethylredoxrazine reacts with Alcohol (including alcoholic drinks) to make water.
Synaptizine Synaptizine is poisonous, but the bigger problem is that it hangs around in the system for a long time. For every unit of synaptizine, you need 30 units of Dylovene.
Phoron Really, now? You could neutralize phoron by adding 2 rum and 1 vermouth per unit, but eating phoron is still a bit of a waste.