Toys

Mostly acquired through winning on the arcade machines, toys provide fun and confusion for those nearby.

Cap Gun

The AlliCo 'Zipper' Cap Gun, a realistic-looking revolver that you can shoot at someone to make a genuine gun sound, but not much else!

Cap Box

Used in the AlliCo 'Zipper' Cap Gun. Comes in a box of 24 caps. Use Alt-Click on the box as to extract caps so you may further terrorize your friends.

Electronic Blink Toy Game

Looks just like a teleport beacon. Is about as useful to you as said beacon without access to the teleporter room.

Red Spacesuit Replica

The perfect suit to make you look just a little bit evil! WARNING: This product is not pressure rated and should NOT be used in a vacuum and/or hazardous environment. Donk Co. is not responsible for death or injury caused by the misuse of this product.

Toy Mechs

A smaller version of some of the most famous mechs, and some which are never seen! Clicking on them while you've got them in your selected hand will let you play with them, which creates a stompy walk-sound that is heard by anyone near you. There are a total of 11 toy mechs, try and collect them all!

Water Flower

A perfectly innocuous flower, with the added ability to spray water in the face of the Captain! (And also anyone else.)

Bosun Whistle

A toy replica of the whistle used by Admiral Krush bosun whistle.

Action figures

Varying from crewmembers to fantasy; a wide array of action figures can be won from arcade machines. Now let's hope they're also voodoo dolls.

Collectable figures

Strangely unbranded action figures that can occasionally be found across the station/ship. Nobody knows where they came from but they smell faintly of cheap plastic and gunpowder. Their rarity has led to high demand among collectors.

Plushies

Plushies are fluffy balls of joy that make people melt with pure cuteness. Disclaimer, products will not actually cause people to melt from cuteness.

Therapy Dolls

A toy for therapeutic and recreational purposes. Take out the stress from working on the station/ship by squeezing the hell out of these little things.

Magic Eight Ball/Conch Shell

The magic Eight Ball and Conch Shell are novelty items that are used for fortune-telling or seeking advice. Note: Do NOT take anything it says seriously.