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|'''Access:''' {{{access|<s>You can go anywhere with a blue toolbox!</s> None}}}<br>'''Difficulty:''' {{{difficulty|<font color="#FF00FF">HONK!</font>}}}<br>'''Supervisors:''' {{{superior|<s>The Honkmother</s>  N/A}}}<br>'''Duties:''' {{{duties|Be "Funny"}}}<br>'''Guides:''' {{{guides|No external guides.}}}'''Story:''' [[Clowns]]
|'''Access:''' <s>Anywhere if you can find someone irresponsible enough to let you in</s><span> None</span><br>'''Difficulty:''' {{{difficulty|<font color="#FF00FF">HONK!</font>}}}<br>'''Supervisors:''' {{{superior|<s>The Honkmother</s>  N/A}}}<br>'''Duties:''' {{{duties|Be "Funny"}}}<br>'''Guides:''' {{{guides|No external guides.}}}'''Story:''' [[Clowns]]
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==Overview==
==Overview==
Not much is known about this occupation, as <s>no one's allowed to play the fucking job</s> it is shrouded in mystery. What little is known about the clown, is that they wear a mask, a silly outfit, and shoes that don't fit, and <s>get gurgled for slipping someone with a banana peel</s> play harmless pranks on their crew members. The tradition of clownery dates back hundreds of years, to <s>a secret alien race of clown people, hailing from the forbidden clown planet "Big Top"</s> ancient Sol tradition.
Clowning is a prestigious art that requires [https://forum.vore-station.net/viewforum.php?f=45 <s>an SCA</s>] years of studying and training at the [[Clowns|Clown]] Planet Institute. Clowns are known for their Masks and funny hair, their dramatic red clothing, and their massive oversized shoes. They're lesser known for telling jokes, putting on plays, making a general fool of themselves, <s>getting grievously injured,</s> selling insurance, and pulling WaCkY pRaNkS!  Some clowns are sad, some clowns are happy, <s>some clowns are horny,</s> but all clowns are supposed to be entertaining, even if they aren't always funny.


==Clown Traditions==
==Clown Traditions==
Clowns have traditional rituals, that, while not confirmed by actual documented data, have been passed down by word of mouth. The clown, as per a nonverbal agreement, has the permission to <s>act like they have brain damage</s> do things that would land a normal crew member in the Psychiatrist's office, or worse, the Brig. These include, but are not limited to: hiding your identity, <s>being a greytiding little piece of</s> acquiring tools they don't really need, and using them for [[Hacking]] into places that don't come with their occupation, and <s> annoying everyone </s> playing pranks on their fellow crew, using tools such as, the slippery skin of the banana, the horn from a bicycle, and many other things.
Clowns have traditional rituals passed down even outside of the Clown Planet Institute, that, while not confirmed by actual documented data, have been passed down by word of mouth. The clown, as per nonverbal agreement, is encouraged to act <s>like they got in a motorcycle accident</s> to act in ways that would normally land an average crewmember in the [[Psychologist|Psychologist's]] office, or worse, the [[Warden|Warden's]] <s>stomach</s> office. These include, but are not limited to: hiding your identity, refusing to ever take your mask off, <s>being a shitty greytider who goes around collecting tools like its loot</s> taking things you don't really need, using said tools to [[Hacking|Hack]] into places that don't come with your job, and <s>eating the [[Head of Personnel|CRO]]</s> playing pranks on your fellow crewmembers. Common tools of the trade include: Banana Peels, Banana Cream Pies, your trusty Bike Horn, and <s>whatever you can get your filthy grubby hands on</s> whatever tools you find <s>in maintenance</s> along the way.
 
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== Classic Clown Pranks ==
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!Prank!
!Prank Description!
!pRaNk CoNsEqUeNcEs
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|Lube in the hallway!
|Just lube up some tiles and watch em fly right <s>into a gut</s> into the koi pond!
|Never put lube in front of an airlock or <s>you will be banned</s> security will never let you out of the brig.
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|Selling fake insurace for real money!
|Just commit fraud! Do it! Tell them you have a great premium then run away once they pay!
|They may want their money back when they realize <s>you fucked them</s> you pranked them.
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Revision as of 19:18, 20 June 2020

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Clown.png
Clown 		Access: Anywhere if you can find someone irresponsible enough to let you in None
Difficulty: HONK!
Supervisors: The Honkmother N/A
Duties: Be "Funny"
Guides: No external guides.Story: Clowns

Overview

Clowning is a prestigious art that requires an SCA years of studying and training at the Clown Planet Institute. Clowns are known for their Masks and funny hair, their dramatic red clothing, and their massive oversized shoes. They're lesser known for telling jokes, putting on plays, making a general fool of themselves, getting grievously injured, selling insurance, and pulling WaCkY pRaNkS! Some clowns are sad, some clowns are happy, some clowns are horny, but all clowns are supposed to be entertaining, even if they aren't always funny.

Clown Traditions

Clowns have traditional rituals passed down even outside of the Clown Planet Institute, that, while not confirmed by actual documented data, have been passed down by word of mouth. The clown, as per nonverbal agreement, is encouraged to act like they got in a motorcycle accident to act in ways that would normally land an average crewmember in the Psychologist's office, or worse, the Warden's stomach office. These include, but are not limited to: hiding your identity, refusing to ever take your mask off, being a shitty greytider who goes around collecting tools like its loot taking things you don't really need, using said tools to Hack into places that don't come with your job, and eating the CRO playing pranks on your fellow crewmembers. Common tools of the trade include: Banana Peels, Banana Cream Pies, your trusty Bike Horn, and whatever you can get your filthy grubby hands on whatever tools you find in maintenance along the way.


Classic Clown Pranks

Prank! Prank Description! pRaNk CoNsEqUeNcEs
Lube in the hallway! Just lube up some tiles and watch em fly right into a gut into the koi pond! Never put lube in front of an airlock or you will be banned security will never let you out of the brig.
Selling fake insurace for real money! Just commit fraud! Do it! Tell them you have a great premium then run away once they pay! They may want their money back when they realize you fucked them you pranked them.
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Jobs on Vorestation

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Medical Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Paramedic, Psychologist, Chemist,
Science Research Director, Scientist, Roboticist, Xenobiologist
Service & Civilian Intern/Visitor, Bartender, Botanist, Chef, Chaplain, Command Secretary, Janitor, Librarian, Pilot
Station-Bound AI, Cyborg, Maintenance Drone, Personal AI, Ghost, Mouse
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