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Time to port a frikkin med guide lads let's goooooooooooooooo | |||
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=A Friendly Reminder From The Admins= | |||
As tempting as it may be to help, remember that it is against the rules to do things like breaking into medbay to treat patients when there are active medical staff on duty. Bandaging up minor injuries with the publicly available first aid kits is usually fine, as is performing CPR or otherwise preventing someone from dying until the medics arrive, but don't go outright doing someone's job for them. | |||
At the very least, give the medics a chance to respond - nobody wants to drop everything they're doing and haul ass across the station with a rollerbed only to find that cargo were already on the scene with a crate of medical supplies and healed the patient up to full in the time it took for them to run from medbay to the gateway. | |||
=Triage= | |||
=Diagnostics= | |||
==Damage Types== | |||
===<span style="color:red">Brute</span>=== | |||
===<span style="color:orange">Burn</span>=== | |||
===<span style="color:green">Toxin</span>=== | |||
===<span style="color:blue">Suffocation (Hypoxia)</span>=== | |||
===<span style="color:grey">Genetic</span>=== | |||
===<span style="color:lime">Radiation</span>=== | |||
===<span style="color:purple">Organ</span>=== | |||
==Other== | |||
===Blood Loss=== | |||
===Infection=== | |||
===Fractures=== | |||
==How To Diagnose== | |||
=Resleeving= | |||
===Post-Resleeving Procedure=== | |||
===Carding=== | |||
===Body Design=== | |||
=Races= | |||
===[[Human]]=== | |||
===[[Vox]]=== | |||
===[[Diona]]=== | |||
===[[Sergal]]=== | |||
===[[Tajaran]]=== | |||
===[[Teshari]]=== | |||
===[[Unathi]]=== | |||
===[[Promethean]]=== | |||
===[[Nevrean]]=== | |||
===[[Zorren]]=== | |||
===[[Skrell]]=== | |||
===[[Xenochimera]]=== | |||
===[[Akula]]=== | |||
===[[Vulpkanin]]=== | |||
===[[Xenomorph Hybrid]]=== | |||
===[[Vasillisan]]=== | |||
===[[Rapala]]=== | |||
=Loadout= | |||
=Goodies From Departments= | |||
=Machinery= | |||
=Facilities= | |||
Revision as of 00:23, 27 January 2018
Hi. I play a pink-haired corpsman in medical. I do medical things. That's all I really ever do. Hi.
Jayda Wilson shouts, "A wild neko!" Jayda Wilson holds up the KHI "Hunter" capture gun. Take a closer look. Kee shouts, "Nya!" Jayda Wilson shouts, "Screeeech!" Jayda Wilson aims the KHI "Hunter" capture gun at Kee! Angelina Pershing has grabbed Jayda Wilson passively! Angelina Pershing has grabbed Jayda Wilson aggressively (now hands)! Angelina Pershing puts Jayda Wilson on the wood bench. Jayda Wilson says, "BLAGH" Angelina Pershing says, "Spaghettrect." Angelina Pershing snaps her fingers. Angelina Pershing snaps her fingers. Angelina Pershing snaps her fingers. Angelina Pershing snaps her fingers. Angelina Pershing snaps her fingers. Angelina Pershing snaps her fingers. Angelina Pershing snaps her fingers.
Time to port a frikkin med guide lads let's goooooooooooooooo
A Friendly Reminder From The Admins
As tempting as it may be to help, remember that it is against the rules to do things like breaking into medbay to treat patients when there are active medical staff on duty. Bandaging up minor injuries with the publicly available first aid kits is usually fine, as is performing CPR or otherwise preventing someone from dying until the medics arrive, but don't go outright doing someone's job for them.
At the very least, give the medics a chance to respond - nobody wants to drop everything they're doing and haul ass across the station with a rollerbed only to find that cargo were already on the scene with a crate of medical supplies and healed the patient up to full in the time it took for them to run from medbay to the gateway.