No Fun Allowed

Sometimes, certain rules are really just guidelines. The purpose of Vorestation is to have fun, ideally with the intended purpose that's literally in the god damn title.

Some people think that's crazy talk, so this page is dedicated to people who would rather Vorestation (and in fact, every SS13 server) give an authentic experience. Here's what would help make Vorestation the cold and unfeeling hard-scifi corporate experience that you want, just like your day job, except in space... and also you don't get paid. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

_{Also, in case it isn't obvious, this is a joke page. Anyone who takes these suggestions seriously is an idiot.}

MOST BEST AUTHENTIC SPACEMEN EXPERIENCE™

These are helpful suggestions submitted by players and admins on how to create MOST BEST AUTHENTIC SPACEMEN EXPERIENCE™. If you hear a helpful suggestion, add it to this list.

1. Cargo will now deny all of your orders without the proper paperwork being filled out. Also the box of hats is removed.
2. Ian can no longer wear hats. That's animal abuse.
3. Security Officers can't use unsanctioned means of transporting prisoners.
4. Asset Protection ceases to exist because Deathsquad is too grimdark.
5. The Emergency Response Team can only carry tasers and rubber bullets. Actually on second thought, they don't get weapons. They're basically firefighters and paramedics.
6. Vore is unrealistic and therefore should be removed.
7. Security has all lethal weapons removed. You're basically glorified mall cops, after all.
8. Actually, just remove Security completely.