Job Guides

Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard Virgo Orbital Research Establishment. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.

Some useful links:

• Chain of Command
• Standard Operating Procedure
• Guides
• Tips
• Job Selection and Assignment
• Identifying Antagonists

You should also read up about Corporate Regulations, so you know your rights, and Clone Memory Disorder if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay.

Due to NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Heads of Staff

Job	Role	Difficulty
File:Captain.png Captain	Manage the station and your crew. Try not to get eaten whilst doing so. Fail and get gurgled.. Protect important items from the gr4yt1d3. Run into ERP scenes with your omnipresence. Get asked by the lawyer to sign paperwork. Don´t sign paperwork. Be greeted by everyone once you arrive. Get bitched at by everyone once you call the shuttle.	Very Hard
Head of Personnel	Assign and change crew members access and jobs, keep paper trails on your reassignments fuck that. Have a box full of All-access IDs hidden in manteinance. Get your box stolen by a player that just entered the server. Manage the service staff. Get yelled at by bored assistants. replace the captain if he disappears	Hard
Head of Security	Manage Security and try to make sure they follow Corporate Regulations. Have access to the armory. Look imposing. get digested without recieving a scan and reflect on your life choices .	Soul crushing
Chief Engineer	Direct the rest of engineering. Delegate tasks correctly. Have your minions comrades repair everything. Have your minions comrades build everything. Make your minions comrades take all the blame once something goes wrong. Own cool stuff from the beggining. Have the best pet on the station	Hard
Research Director	Oversee research and keep it in check. Be the most boring head to play. Stay the whole shift at the bar while you listen to your department radio. Either run to the bridge when your scientists make a bomb explode or run towards the R&D once the team has discovered something useful. Get amazed at how retarded useful the crew is. Explode.	Medium
Chief Medical Officer	Make sure patients are treated and prey is cloned. Direct the medical teams. Praise the work of everyone else and not get praised by anyone. Save lives all day and allow those kinky RPs to exist and still don´t recieve gratitude. smile OOCly once someone actually roleplays getting their ass saved. Cockvore him . Get shit stolen from your department because "Amateur Medical Skill"	Hard

Law and Order

Job	Role	Difficulty
Security Officer	Patrol the station and apprehend criminals. Digest them on the way to the brig. Get called in the middle of an ERP. Chomp them donuts. Wear a pretty distinct outfit. Follow the Shitcurity guide Space Law. Try to calm people down without appealing to brute force. Throw a flashbang at those fuckers. Ruin rape ERPs prevent people from being sexually assaulted.	Hard
Warden	Mantain the brig and hand out weapons in emergencies. Have half of those weapons hidden in the evidence room. Look and sound boring. Answer "No" to everything everyone will ask you for. Fall asleep on your desk. Get the armory raided and shrug once the HoS asks you. Put time on the cell timers.	Hard
Detective	Investigate crime scenes. Interview suspects. Solve cases. Investigate the internal workings of other crewmembers. Put that stylish coat and that swag-filled gun to use and be the most badass member of the crew. Get digested by a micro. Make the game look like a Noire movie. Invite people to play poker with you while both of you drink vodka. Don´t get any clues. Validhunt and arrest the criminal because you know OOC who it is.	Hard
Internal Affairs Agent	Investigate internal issues. Attempt to be socially unbiased. Learn the internal workings of a crew member's belly.	Medium to Hard

Maintenance and Supply

Job	Role	Difficulty
Station Engineer	Start up the engine, repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Build your own private room wasting precious resources so to add more uniqueness to the station. Fuck something up and make the round end 5 minutes after it started. Do your job greatly and then notice there´s nothing else for you to do unless a griefer joins the server. HACK ALL THE THINGS	Medium
Atmospheric Technician	Control the station's atmospherics. Re-pressurise rooms. Look at the guide and ask the HoP for a change of job. Release plasma and get your ass completly destroyed, figuratively and literally.	Medium
Janitor	Clean and maintain the station. Put up wet floor signs. SLIP PEOPLE OMG THIS IS SO FAAAAAN. Get banned because you´d get fired for slipping so many people. repair simple stuff and have a pretty relaxing job. Be useless agaisnt any kind of threat	Easy
Quartermaster	Order crates and make sure Mining and the Cargo Technicians do their jobs.	Medium
Cargo Technician	Deliver crates and send mail. Listen to your boss.	Easy
Shaft Miner	Mine materials for the station. Get your ass kicked by a xeno while mining. Get your ass kicked by a xeno while trying to ERP with it. Get your ass dragged to the medbay. Whine and complain OOCly when you die. Deliver everything the R&D team needs to progress and don´t even get a drill back.	Easy
Botanist	Grow food for the Chef. Experiment with plants. FILL THE STATION WITH MUSHROOMS. eat everything you harvest to taste it´s flavour. Die. Be the shopping cart of the Chef. Plant drugs. Release the nature´s wrath upon those fuckers.	Easy

Science and Medical

Job	Role	Difficulty
Medical Doctor	Heal people and deal with other ailments. Fill the syringe gun with chloral hydrate and grin evily. Scan people´s DNA so they can get vored. Clone people throughout the entire round. Don´t watch your crew monitor. SAVE THE PEOPLE FROM LORD ERP . Remind the crew of STDs	Medium
Paramedic	Rescue, stabilize, and transport dying crew members. Fill the syringe gun with chloral hydrate and grin evily. Get to the ERP faster than anybody else. answer: "Where?" to every single stoopid crewmate asking for help and not telling the position. Get lost while you try to reach your target. Realize you don´t have medkits once you get there.	Medium
Psychologist	Solve everyone's problems. Go insane yourself. Fill the syringe gun with chloral hydrate and grin evily. Take insane people to your fucking creepy isolated office and ERP talk about their problems. look at the ceiling while an army of emo kids knock your door. Try to understand vore.	Medium
Chemist	Create medicines and research chemical weaponry. Fill the syringe gun with chloral hydrate and grin evily. Be the god of the station . Make about anything that you can think of and fill syringes/grenades/people with that.	Medium
Virologist	Not yet implemented. Fill the syringe gun with chloral hydrate and grin evily. Fuck something up and GET THE ENTIRE STATION CHASING YOUR ASS. mistake symptoms and create the most lethal virus that has ever existed and eat it	Medium
Geneticist	Torture unmonkeys with radiation. Get superpowers. Fill the syringe gun with chloral hydrate and grin evily. Create puking green masses of telekenetic Elvis-talking blind dudes. Scan people and clone them without permission. Make friends with the Psychologist.	Medium
Roboticist	Create Cyborgs, robots and exosuits. Hide inside an exosuit so you don´t get vored. Be invisible to the crew. Ask if anyone wants to be a Cyborg so you don´t get too bored. BUILD BIG MECHS.	Easy
Scientist	Research plasma, aliens or technology. Fail. The end.	Medium
Xenobiologist	Breed slimes. Try your best to be useful. Get killed by your children.	Medium

Civilian

Job	Role	Difficulty
Assistant	"Assist" the station. Get eaten. Be reassigned. Powergame to no end. Be anything you´d like to be. REPLACE THE FUCKING CLOWN. nag departments so you can develop your private roleplay. get Admin PMs. eat popcorn while people try to figure out who released plasma. Raise the people playing on the server by one.	Very Easy
Bartender	Mix and serve drinks. Entertain the crew. Have the most populated place on the station. Have the "Guide to food and drinks" tab open at all times. get overwhelmed by people asking the same shit over and over. Realize that you don´t have the ingredients for something after ten tries.	Easy
Chef	Cook the crew food for the crew. Complain when one fatass Unathi eats everything in one sitting. Be useless in this server because everyone eats everyone. get in blood feuds against the crew because they don´t accept your "vegan-only" menu. Gib people. Hope people will come to the kitchen for something else apart from food fetishes. Get your kitchen trespassed by hungry preys.	Easy
Chaplain	Be a source of spiritual support for the crew. Spread your equally valid religion. Take followers into your stomach. Name your religion something either Yiff or Vore related. ;SCREAM ON THE RADIO. Get the AI to spread your religion. Get an army of religious fanatics.	Easy
Librarian	Keep the Library stocked and well organized. Fill it with porn reference books. Read porn news on the radio. Fill the newscaster with porn important events that happened on the station. Look like a porn actor in those sharp clothes. Rest in the peace and quietness of the library and either do OOC stuff or try to do IC stuff related to books... and porn stuff.	Easy

Non-Human

Job	Role	Difficulty
AI	Be the station. Serve the crew. Or don't. Bolt doors. Electrify doors. Obey orders or get banned. Hope for the Ion storm to hit really good. Get so many laws uploaded you can´t even roleplay them all. Search for legal loopholes in your lawset. Be a ghetto all-access dealer to the crew.	Extremely Hard
Cyborg	Follow your laws and do your job. SECBORG: Arrest people at random. Be the only borg people want to play. Get blown up. JANIBORG: Clean shit. Clean shit. Run into unconsented ERP. Clean shit. MEDIBORG: Ask people if they want to get healed. Steal important jobs. MINEBORGS: Mine stuff. Get blown up alongside a Shaft Miner. ENGIBORG: Do everything the engineers have to do without the need for a hardsuit.	Medium to Hard
Maintenance Drone	Fix, clean, and improve the station. Follow only your laws. Ignore everyone else beside other drones. <- SEE THAT SHIT? THAT MEANS THAT YOU GET TO IGNORE PEOPLE DYING IN SPACE. Troll around and deconstruct everything you see fit because you are "improving the station".	Medium to Hard
Personal AI	Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Have one of the most fun tandem roleplays there are. Follow your user´s directions and have a pretty wacky personality. Hack doors with the AI´s permission. Act as an IC internet-serching engine and allow people to watch porn without headphones learn new facts about the station.	Very Easy
Ghost	Observe the round. Ask admins to revive you. Ask admins to end the round because you died. Stalk ERP. Stalk high quality ERP. Stalk normal RP. Whine in OOC chat. Whine in Ghost chat. Close the game.	None
Mouse	Observe the round and squeak. Piss off the chef. Actually act like a mouse. Die all the time.	Very Easy to Medium

Antagonists

Job	Role	Difficulty
Mercenary	Get paid to look after the interests of your wealthy employer. Mostly look after yourself.	Very Hard
Cultist	Sing praises to Devoratrix Mundi, the Redspace Deity of Devouring. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of your Lord. Sometimes inside actual bowels.	Very Hard
File:Pirate.gif Pirate	Plunder booty from th' station! Capture thar crew in yer belly!	Very Hard
Changeling	Be friendly, polite, and have a plan to consume everyone you meet. Revel in paranoia, panic, and terror as you turn good men and women on their own loved ones. Walk right into the Armory wearing the Warden's face.	Hard
Xenomorph	Grow. Eat. Spread. Repopulate.	Hard
Wizard	Befuddle the minds of mortal men. Wield terrific arcane power and blow apart the cumulative efforts of the pathetic sciences. Charm gullible young personnel as you pick their pockets. Animate donuts and force them to fight Security for your amusement.	Hard
Vox Raider	Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate. Steal the station's paperwork and sell it back to them. Laugh merrily as you mock the meat, pretending to work a silly meat job. Trade goods for fucks. Hang on tight, the hype train is leaving the station. Destination: your sides!	Hard
Cortical Borer	Spread, thrive, and grow in the hostile human world. Crawl into peoples' ears and whisper sweet, violent nothings. Create pandemonium as your glorious breeding ground bloats in size.	Hard
Space Ninja	Uphold the ways of Bushido. Walk boldly through forbidden halls, and sever the hands of any man who would dare challenge you. Drink the station's power as surely as steel swallows lightning. Vanish into the shadows and emerge with your blade at their throats. Or make them vanish. Into your stomach.	Medium / Hard

Special

Job	Role	Difficulty
File:CentComObserver.png CentCom Observer	Observe the station. Look for things that can be improved. Report back to CentCom. Avoid interfering. Laugh with your colleagues at crew's incompetence. (Admin Only Job)	Medium / Hard
Emergency Response Team	Deal with the Red Alert. Join the crew in stomach of what caused it.	Medium / Hard
Deathsquad	Nothing to see here. Move along.	Robust