Job Guides

Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard Virgo Orbital Research Establishment. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.

Some useful links:

• Chain of Command
• Standard Operating Procedure
• Guides
• Tips
• Job Selection and Assignment
• Identifying Antagonists

You should also read up about Corporate Regulations, so you know your rights, and Clone Memory Disorder if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for Roleplay.

Due to NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Heads of Staff

Job	Role	Difficulty
File:Captain.png Colony Director	Manage the station and your crew. Try not to get eaten die whilst doing so. Fail and get gurgled.. Protect important items from the gr4yt1d3. Run into ERP scenes with your omnipresence. Get asked by the lawyer to sign paperwork. Don't sign paperwork. Be greeted by everyone once you arrive. Get bitched at by everyone once you call the shuttle.	Very Hard
Head of Personnel	Assign and change crew members access and jobs. Keep paper trails on your reassignments. Manage the service staff. Manage non-security departments that don't have heads. Take the HoS's job anyway and make everyone hate you. Get yelled at by bored assistants. Eat the Colony Director. Take over the role of Acting Administrator if the Colony Director happens to be absent.	Hard
Head of Security	Manage Security and try to make sure they follow Corporate Regulations. Have access to the armory. Look imposing. Get digested without receiving a scan and reflect on your life choices.	Soul Crushing
Chief Engineer	Direct the rest of engineering. Delegate tasks correctly. Have your minions comrades repair everything. Have your minions comrades build everything. Make your minions comrades take all the blame once something goes wrong. Own cool stuff from the beginning. Break into places with your tools to eat people. Have the best pet on the station.	Hard
Research Director	Oversee research and keep it in check. Be the most boring head to play. Stay the whole shift at the bar while you listen to your department radio. Either run to the bridge when your scientists make a bomb explode or run towards the R&D once the team has discovered something useful. Get amazed at how retarded useful the crew is. Explode.	Medium
Chief Medical Officer	Make sure patients are treated and the dead are cloned. On that note, make sure the cloner is stocked on biomass for the mass cloning of digested prey. Direct the medical teams. Praise the work of everyone else and not get praised by anyone. Save lives all day and allow those kinky RPs to exist and still don´t receive gratitude. Smile OOCly once someone actually roleplays getting their ass saved. Cockvore him. Get shit stolen from your department because "Amateur Medical Skill"	Hard

Law and Order

Job	Role	Difficulty
Security Officer	Patrol the station and apprehend criminals. Digest them on the way to the brig. Get called in the middle of an ERP. Chomp them donuts. Wear a pretty distinct outfit. Follow the Shitcurity guide Space Law. Try to calm people down without appealing to brute force. Throw a flashbang at those fuckers. Ruin rape ERPs. Ruin vore RP. Get job banned.	Hard
Warden	Mantain the brig and hand out weapons in emergencies. Have half of those weapons hidden in the evidence room. Look and sound boring. Answer "No" to everything everyone will ask you for. Fall asleep on your desk. Get the armory raided and shrug once the HoS asks you. Put time on the cell timers.	Hard
Detective	Investigate crime scenes. Interview suspects. Solve cases. Investigate the internal workings of other crewmembers. Put that stylish coat and that swag-filled gun to use and be the most badass member of the crew. Get digested by a micro. Make the game look like a Noire movie. Invite people to play poker with you while both of you drink vodka. Don´t get any clues. Validhunt and arrest the criminal because you know OOC who it is.	Hard
Internal Affairs Agent	Investigate internal issues. Attempt to be socially unbiased. Learn the internal affairs of the crew's stomachs.	Medium to Hard

Maintenance and Supply

Job	Role	Difficulty
Station Engineer	Start up the engine. Blow up the engine.. Repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Build your own private room wasting precious resources so to add more uniqueness to the station. Get yelled at by Obey the Chief Engineer's orders. Fuck something up and make the round end 5 minutes after it started. Do your job greatly and then notice there´s nothing else for you to do unless a griefer joins the server. HACK ALL THE THINGS!	Medium
Atmospheric Technician	Control the station's atmospherics. Re-pressurize rooms. Look at the guide and ask the HoP for a change of job. Release phoron and get your ass completely destroyed, figuratively and literally.	Medium
Janitor	Clean and maintain the station. Or don't, you useless fuck. Put up wet floor signs. SLIP PEOPLE OMG THIS IS SO FAAAAAN. Slip and slide people into your open gullet. Repair simple stuff and have a pretty relaxing job. Be useless against any kind of threat.	Easy
Quartermaster	Order crates and make sure Mining and the Cargo Technicians do their jobs. End up doing their jobs. Make people argue wether this job is a head of the staff or not. Wear sunglasses. Don´t have any impact on the station´s development whatsoever. Force people to write paperwork. Ignore paperwork. Fail at whatever your assignments are.	Medium
Cargo Technician	Deliver crates and send mail. Listen to your boss. Attempt to stabilize idiots who were critically injured for riding disposals like a roller-coaster. Devour bring those idiots to the medbay. Fill cabinets with paperwork. Have a lot of free time. Order Cool Stuff	Easy
Shaft Miner	Mine materials for the station. Get eaten by a xeno while mining. Get mauled by a xeno while trying to ERP with it. Get your ass dragged to the medbay. Whine and complain OOCly when you die. Deliver everything the R&D team needs to progress and don't even get a drill back.	Easy
Botanist	Grow food for the Chef. Experiment with plants. FILL THE STATION WITH MUSHROOMS. Eat everything you harvest to taste it´s flavor. Die. Be the shopping cart of the Chef. Plant drugs. Release the nature's wrath.	Easy

Science and Medical

Job	Role	Difficulty
Medical Doctor	Heal people and deal with other ailments. Scan people´s DNA so they can get vored cloned after they get digested killed by some horrible stomach accident. Clone people throughout the entire round. Watch your crew monitor or don't. Freak out when you do because that fatass Holly is digesting an assistant again and you're traumatized as you watch their life signs slowly fade. Remind the crew of STDs.	Medium
Paramedic	Rescue, unbirth stabilize, and transport dying crew members. Get to the ERP faster than anybody else. Answer: "Where?" to every single stoopid crewmate asking for help and not telling the position. Get lost while you try to reach your target. Realize you don´t have medkits once you get there. Realize you don't have access once you have medkits.	Medium
Psychologist	Solve everyone's problems. Go insane yourself. Take insane people to your fucking creepy isolated office and ERP eat them talk about their problems. Look at the ceiling while an army of emo kids knock your door. Try to understand why the fuck vore is a fetish.	Medium
Chemist	Create medicines and research chemical weapons. Fill the syringe gun with chloral hydrate and grin evily. Be the god of the station. Make about anything that you can think of and fill syringes/grenades/people with that. Sedate, kidnap, and eat people	Medium
Virologist	Not yet implemented. Fuck something up and GET THE ENTIRE STATION CHASING YOUR ASS. Mistake symptoms and create the most lethal virus that has ever existed and eat it. Infuriate the admins until the job gets removed again.	Medium
Geneticist	Torture unmonkeys with radiation. Get superpowers. Create puking green masses of telekinetic hulking blind dudes. Scan people and clone them without permission. Make friends with the Psychologist. Pig out on an all you can eat unmonkey buffet.	Medium
Roboticist	Create Cyborgs, robots and exosuits. Hide inside an exosuit so you don´t get vored hurt. Be invisible to the crew. Ask if anyone wants to be a Cyborg so you don´t get too bored. BUILD BIG MECHS. Build bucket bots because the janitor is a lazy fuck. Build more as your bucket bots get lost because of their retarded pathfinding. Crash the server with bucket bot spam.	Easy
Scientist	Research phoron, aliens or technology. Attempt to do Xenoarcheology. Die horribly when the artifact you found spews burning phoron into the room.	Medium
Xenobiologist	Breed slimes. Especially gold slimes. Use blood and phoron to breed exotic species with gold slimes. Get immediately killed by your children.	Medium

Civilian

Job	Role	Difficulty
Assistant	"Assist" the station. Get eaten. Be reassigned. Get eaten. Powergame to no end. Be anything you´d like to be. REPLACE THE FUCKING CLOWN. Nag departments so you can develop your private roleplay. Get Admin PMs. Eat popcorn while people try to figure out who released phoron. Raise the player count on the server by one.	Very Easy
Bartender	Mix and serve drinks. Entertain the crew. Have the most populated place on the station. Have the "Guide to food and drinks" tab open at all times. Get overwhelmed by people asking the same shit over and over. Realize that you don´t have the ingredients for something after ten tries.	Easy
Chef	Cook the crew food for the crew. Complain when that one fatass Unathi eats everything in one sitting. Be useless in this server because everyone eats everyone. Get in blood feuds against the crew because they don't accept your "vegan-only" menu. Gib corpses. Hope people will come to the kitchen for something else apart from food fetishes. Chase out hungry trespassers with your cleaver. Steal the barkeeper's shotgun.	Easy
Chaplain	Be a source of spiritual support for the crew. Spread your equally valid religion. Take followers into your stomach. Name your religion something either Yiff or Vore related. ;SCREAM ON THE RADIO. Get the AI to spread your religion. Get an army of religious fanatics. Pray for things and actually get them because the admin thinks it's funny.	Easy
Librarian	Keep the Library stocked and well organized. Fill it with porn reference books. Read porn news on the radio. Fill the newscaster with porn important events that happened on the station. Look like a porn actor in those sharp clothes. Rest in the peace and quietness of the library and either do OOC stuff or try to do IC stuff related to books... and porn stuff.	Easy

Non-Human

Job	Role	Difficulty
AI	Be the station. Serve the crew. Or don't. Bolt doors. Electrify doors. Obey orders or get banned. Hope for the Ion storm to hit really good. Get so many laws uploaded you can´t even roleplay them all. Search for legal loopholes in your lawset. Be a ghetto all-access dealer to the crew.	Extremely Hard
Cyborg	Follow your laws and do your job. Troll people as a janiborg by running them over with your scrubbers.	Medium to Hard
Maintenance Drone	Fix, clean, and improve the station. Follow only your laws. Ignore everyone else beside other drones. <- SEE THAT SHIT? THAT MEANS THAT YOU GET TO IGNORE PEOPLE DYING IN SPACE. Troll around and construct/deconstruct everything you see fit because you are "improving the station".	Medium to Hard
Personal AI	Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Have one of the most fun tandem roleplays there are. Follow your user´s directions and have a pretty wacky personality. Hack doors with the AI´s permission. Act as an IC internet-serching engine and allow people to watch porn without headphones learn new facts about the station.	Very Easy
Ghost	Observe the round. Bother admins to revive you. Bother geneticists to clone you. Metagame. Ask admins to end the round because you died. Stalk ERP. Stalk high quality ERP. Stalk normal RP. Whine in OOC chat. Whine in Ghost chat. Close the game.	None
Mouse	Observe the round and squeak. Piss off the chef. Actually act like a mouse. Die all the time. Whine to the admin that you got lolstomped by a Tajaran. Make the admins fight about whether or not they should give a shit about mouse players.	Very Easy to Medium

Antagonists

Job	Role	Difficulty
Mercenary	Get paid to look after the interests of your wealthy employer. Mostly look after yourself.	Very Hard
Cultist	Sing praises to Devoratrix Mundi, the Redspace Deity of Devouring. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of your Lord. Sometimes inside actual bowels.	Very Hard
File:Pirate.gif Pirate	Plunder booty from th' station! Capture thar crew in yer belly!	Very Hard
Changeling	Be friendly, polite, and have a plan to consume everyone you meet. Revel in paranoia, panic, and terror as you turn good men and women on their own loved ones. Walk right into the Armory wearing the Warden's face.	Hard
Xenomorph	Grow. Eat. Spread. Repopulate. Maul xenophiles.	Hard
Wizard	Befuddle the minds of mortal men. Wield terrific arcane power and blow apart the cumulative efforts of the pathetic sciences. Charm gullible young personnel as you pick their pockets. Animate donuts and force them to fight Security for your amusement.	Hard
Cortical Borer	Spread, thrive, and grow in the hostile human world. Crawl into peoples' ears and whisper sweet, violent nothings. Create pandemonium as your glorious breeding ground bloats in size.	Hard
Space Ninja	Uphold the ways of Bushido. Walk boldly through forbidden halls, and sever the hands of any man who would dare challenge you. Drink the station's power as surely as steel swallows lightning. Vanish into the shadows and emerge with your blade at their throats. Or make them vanish. Into your stomach.	Medium / Hard

Special

Job	Role	Difficulty
File:CentComObserver.png CentCom Observer	Observe the station. Look for things that can be improved. Report back to CentCom. Avoid interfering. Laugh with your colleagues at crew's incompetence. (Admin Only Job)	Medium / Hard
File:CentComRep.png CentCom Representative	Settle disputes. Report back to CentCom. Interfere like hell when you're around. Cry yourself to sleep at night. Regret becoming an admin. Abuse your power to do ERP in your private CentCom office. (Admin Only Job)	Soul Crushing
Emergency Response Team	Deal with the Red Alert. Join the crew in the stomach of what caused it.	Medium / Hard
Deathsquad Asset Protection	Get overpowered weapons and armor, then murder the ever-living fuck out of whatever CentCom told you to; usually attempted mutinies. Cause a lot of collateral damage in the process. Be an asshole to the crew for making you come here. Be an instrument of flagrant admin abuse.	Robust