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Your '''Job''' is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard [[Virgo Orbital Research Establishment]]. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing.
Your '''Job''' is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard [[Virgo Orbital Research Establishment]]. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing <s>when not being eaten.</s>


Some useful links:
Some useful links:
* [[Chain of Command]]
* [[Standard Operating Procedure]]
* [[Guides]]
* [[Tips]]
* [[Job Selection and Assignment]]
* [[Identifying Antagonists]]


You should also read up about [[Corporate Regulations]], so you know your rights, and [[Clone Memory Disorder]] if you happen to die and be cloned. Not doing so is considered very bad form for [[Roleplay]].
*[[Character Creation]]
*[[Chain of Command]]
*[[Standard Operating Procedure]]
*[[Guides]]
*[[Tips]]
*[[Job Selection and Assignment]]
*[[Identifying Antagonists]]


Due to NanoTrasen equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new [[Species]] working alongside you.
It is also advised to read up about [[Corporate Regulations]], so you know your rights.
== Heads of Staff ==


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Due to equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new [[Species]] working alongside you.
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==Heads of Staff==
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![[File:Captain.png|link=Captain]]<br>[[Captain]]
![[File:Colony Director.png|link=Colony Director|64px]]<br>[[Site Manager]]
|Manage the station and your crew. Try not to get eaten whilst doing so. <s>Fail and get gurgled.</s>. Protect important items from the gr4yt1d3. Run into ERP scenes with your omnipresence. Get asked by the lawyer to sign paperwork. Don't sign paperwork. Be greeted by everyone once you arrive. Get bitched at by everyone once you call the shuttle.
|Oversee Virgo Orbital Research Establishment and its staff. Coordinate the heads of each department. <s>Eat a [[CentCom Officer]] after they attempt to demote you, order security to eat the [[Emergency Response Team|ERT]] sent to investigate their disappearance.</s> Become a shining example of upholding [[SOP]] and [[Corporate Regulations]]. Use your translocator <s>to warp straight into a sly predator's stomach</s> to get around faster. Use your energy gun on <s>hungry assistants</s> grubs.
!Very Hard
!Hard
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![[File:HeadOfPersonnel.png|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
![[File:HeadOfPersonnel.png|link=Head of Personnel|64px]]<br>[[Head of Personnel]]
|Assign and change crew members access and jobs. <s>Keep paper trails on your reassignments.</s> Manage the service staff. Manage non-security departments that don't have heads. <s>Take the HoS's job anyway and make everyone hate you.</s> Get yelled at by bored assistants. <s>Eat the Captain.</s> Take over the role of acting Captain if the Captain ''happens'' to be absent.
|Be in charge of personnel and the service department. Reassign crew to jobs upon request. <s>Never bother asking the head of a department before putting a psychopath in the job.</s> Wonder where the [[Colony Director]] went. Try to act as the voice of reason between the Head of Security's Militarism and the Site Manager's Authoritarianism. Rub the fact that you're the de facto second-in-command in everyone else's faces. Wonder why your holdout gun has so few shots well after it's [[Guide to Vore|too late]].
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:Generic_hos.png|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
![[File:Generic_hos.png|link=Head of Security|64px]]<br>[[Head of Security]]
|Manage [[Security]] and <s>try to</s> make sure they follow [[Corporate Regulations]]. '''Have access to the armory'''. Look imposing. <s>Get digested without receiving a scan and reflect on your life choices.</s>
|Oversee your [[Security Officer|Security Officers]] and uphold [[Corporate Regulations]] or die trying. <s>Bellybrig criminals without a second thought.</s> <s>Commit war crimes without a second thought.</s> <s>Shoot a IA Agent for "Mutiny" when they attempt to fax Centcom about your war crimes.</s> Wear your cool [[voidsuit]] that looks about as imposing as the rest of your edgy wardrobe. Order more ridiculous equipment for your already-gigantic armory.
!<font color="red">Soul crushing</font>
!Medium to Hard
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![[File:Chief_Engineer_2.png|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
![[File:Chief_Engineer_2.png|link=Chief Engineer|64px]]<br>[[Chief Engineer]]
|Direct the rest of engineering. Delegate tasks correctly. Have your <s>minions</s> comrades repair everything. Have your <s>minions</s> comrades build everything. Make your <s>minions</s> comrades take all the blame once something goes wrong. Own cool stuff from the beggining. Have the best pet on the station
|Direct your [[Station Engineer|Engineers]]. Get cool power tools and a sleek [[hardsuit]]. Berate the engine tech for using Nitrogen. Call out the lazy [[Atmospheric Technician|Atmospheric Tech]] for not optimizing Atmospherics. Fix disasters once your engineers rush to the dorms immediately after everything is setup. Get yelled at by the [[Colony Director]] when nothing is fixed within two minutes of something breaking. Have the best pet on the station.
!Hard  
!Hard
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![[File:ResearchDirector.png|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Research Director]]
![[File:ResearchDirector.png|link=Research Director|64px]]<br>[[Research Director]]
|Oversee research and keep it in check. Be the most boring head to play. Stay the whole shift at the bar while you listen to your department radio. Either run to the bridge when your scientists make a bomb explode or run towards the R&D once the team has discovered something useful. Get amazed at how <s>retarded</s> useful the crew is. <b><s>Explode</s></b>.
|<s>Attempt to</s> direct the Research department. End up just counseling newer [[Scientist|Scientists]] on where to find everything to max research levels. Prepare for the worst when Xenobiology mentions they have orange slimes. Watch Xenobotany go up in a cloud of smoke when they grow explosive corn. Witness an intern make an integrated circuit with the power of seven suns shoved inside. Butt heads with the QM over who's in charge of resources. Wonder why no research has been conducted for four hours. Run your mouth about [[Bluespace]]. Pet Kendrick.
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:ChiefMedicalOfficer.png|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
![[File:Generic cmo.png|link=Chief Medical Officer|64px]]<br>[[Chief Medical Officer]]
|Make sure patients are treated and prey is cloned. Direct the medical teams. Praise the work of everyone else and not get praised by anyone. Save lives all day and allow those kinky RPs to exist and still don´t recieve gratitude. smile OOCly once someone actually roleplays getting their ass saved. <s> Cockvore him </s>. Get shit stolen from your department because "Amateur Medical Skill"
|Direct your [[Medical Doctor|soldiers]] in the warzone known as the Infirmary. Fill in for positions that other doctors do not know how to do. Accidentally donate all your blood restocking the resleever. Screech when an EMT sets cryo to 0 Kelvin. Frown furiously when the chemist renames KeloDerm to "Dermotane." Completely forget about medical records. Genuinely smile when you're thanked in an otherwise thankless job. Point to the "NO SMOKING" sign. <s>Get eaten by Runtime for being a micro.</s>
!Hard
!<font color="red">Soul Crushing</font>
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== Law and Order ==
==Security==


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![[File:Generic_security.png|link=Security Officer|64px]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
|Ask [[Head of Security|your boss]] what to do. Get told to patrol wherever. Frequent the bar because that's where all the filthy criminals hang out. Rush to an assault call and find out it's just two people in a scene. Listen as they berate you in LOOC. <s>Bellybrig without looking at prefs. Get bwoinked.</s> Get your stunbaton disarmed and hide behind a window to use your taser. Accidentally let go of a suspect when you try handing them to the [[Warden]].
!Medium
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![[File:Warden.png|link=Warden|64px]]<br>[[Warden]]
|Kick back and doze off in your office. Observe <s>ERP</s> crime from afar with your sick binoculars. Order a riding crop to <s>abuse</s> discipline prisoners. Shoot your shotgun at prisoners from the catwalks. <s>Watch one prisoner eat another.</s> Froth at the mouth when a virus blasts the brig. <s>Leave handcuffs on your prisoners for kinky roleplay.</s> ''Only'' timeskip vore offenses, everything else (resisting arrest, sparking a manhunt, etc) '''does not''' get timeskipped.
!Medium
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![[File:Generic_security.png|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Security Officer]]
![[File:Detective.png|link=Detective|64px]]<br>[[Detective]]
|Patrol the station and apprehend criminals. <s>Digest them on the way to the brig.</s> Get called in the middle of an ERP. Chomp them donuts. Wear a pretty distinct outfit. Follow the <s>Shitcurity guide</s> Space Law. Try to calm people down without appealing to brute force. <s>Throw a flashbang at those fuckers.</s> <s>Ruin rape ERPs.</s> <s>Ruin vore RP.</s> <s>Get job banned.</s>
|Swab everything. Scan everything. Analyze everything. Everything everything. Wave your gold holobadge around. Investigate a kidnapping. <s>Get kidnapped yourself.</s> Drink your sorrows away at the bar. <s>Tip your hat.</s> Lose your gun. Start an investigation into who stole your gun. Swab everything. Scan everything. Ad infinitum.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:Warden.png|link=Warden]]<br>[[Warden]]
![[File:Ia_consultant.png|link=Internal Affairs|64px]]<br>[[Internal Affairs|Internal Affairs Agent]]
|Mantain the brig and hand out weapons in emergencies. Have half of those weapons hidden in the evidence room. Look and sound boring. Answer "No" to everything everyone will ask you for. Fall asleep on your desk. Get the armory raided and shrug once the HoS asks you. Put time on the cell timers.
|Get summoned by pubbies that are accused of actual crimes more than people accused of crimes that genuinely deserve your attention. Sit in your office positioned on an eerily quiet floor. <s>Put the ''internal'' in internal affairs when you get eaten.</s> Send faxes to CC on rare occasion.
!Medium to Hard
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==Engineering==
 
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![[File:StationEngineer.png|link=Station Engineer|64px]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
|Ask the [[Chief Engineer]] if you can start the engine. Get denied. Try to keep track of all the ridiculous steps they take to optimize the setup. Consolidate the solar SMES coils. Flip tables once grubs show up thirty minutes into the shift. Try to understand the pipes in Atmos and get chased out by [[Atmospheric Technician|the baron of the land]] <s>who wasn't doing anything before you showed up anyway.</s> Realize there's nothing left to do and disasters only happen when you go to the dorms.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:Detective.png|link=Detective]]<br>[[Detective]]
![[File:AtmosphericTechnician.png|link=Atmospheric Technician|64px]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
|Investigate crime scenes. Interview suspects. Solve cases. <s>Investigate the internal workings of other crewmembers</s>. Put that stylish coat and that swag-filled gun to use and be the most badass member of the crew. <s>Get digested by a micro</s>. Make the game look like a Noire movie. Invite people to play poker with you while both of you drink vodka. Don´t get any clues. Validhunt and arrest the criminal because you know OOC who it is.
|Fix pipes. Place pipes. If people are telling you that you're useless, then you probably haven't failed at your job <s>yet</s>, and people are breathing safely. Max all the pumps. Unclog the algae generators. Cry when superheated Phoron comes tunneling down the scrubber pipes when you haven't even bothered setting up the purge valves.
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:Ia_consultant.png|link=Internal Affairs]]<br>[[Internal Affairs|Internal Affairs Agent]]
|Investigate internal issues. Attempt to be socially unbiased. <s>Learn the internal affairs of the crew's stomachs.</s>
!Medium to Hard
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== Maintenance and Supply ==
==Cargo and Supply==


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![[File:StationEngineer.png|link=Station Engineer]]<br>[[Station Engineer]]
![[File:Quartermaster.png|link=Quartermaster|64px]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
|Start up the engine, repair hull breaches and fix electronics. Build your own private room <s>wasting precious resources</s> so to add more uniqueness to the station. Fuck something up and make the round end 5 minutes after it started. Do your job greatly and then notice there´s nothing else for you to do unless a griefer joins the server. <s><b>HACK ALL THE THINGS!</b></s>
|Pretend to be a head of staff. Listen to the Head of Personnel anyway <s>because you have to.</s> Remind the Research Director he isn't your boss. Uphold bureaucracy and paperwork. Watch people just scribble silly words on a piece of paper asking for crayons to chew on anyway. Order carpet and foam swords and knight visitors into your kingdom. Tell miners not to get eaten by the wildlife. <s>Break into a weapon crate; get gunned down by sec.</s>
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:AtmosphericTechnician.png|link=Atmospheric Technician]]<br>[[Atmospheric Technician]]
![[File:CargoTechnician.png|link=Cargo Technician|64px]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
|Control the station's atmospherics. Re-pressurize rooms. Look at the guide and ask the HoP for a change of job. Release phoron and get your ass completely destroyed, figuratively and literally.
|Move freight. <s>Almost get sold by your boss on account of how useless you are.</s> Send empty implanters back to medical and screech that they can be refilled. Get ignored because ''no one cares''. Watch idiots fly onto the conveyor with every bone broken and four different instances of internal bleeding. <s>Eat them.</s>
!Medium
!Easy
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![[File:Janitor.png|link=Janitor]]<br>[[Janitor]]
![[File:ShaftMiner.png|link=Shaft Miner|64px]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
|Clean and maintain the station. <s>Or don't, you useless fuck.</s> Put up wet floor signs. <b>SLIP PEOPLE OMG THIS IS SO FAAAAAN</b>. <s>Slip and slide people into your open gullet.</s> Repair simple stuff and have a pretty relaxing job. <s>Be useless against any kind of threat.</s>
|Ask for a mining mech. Get ignored and mine with your <s>bare hands</s> drill and satchel. Accidentally destroy an artifact and get assblasted with radiation. Die alone and cold because you're out of sensors range. Throw your hands up in the air when you find diamonds. Get yelled at by Research when there aren't enough diamonds. Never get thanked for your efforts.
!Easy
!Easy
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==Medical==
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![[File:Quartermaster.png|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Quartermaster]]
![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|link=Medical Doctor|64px]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
|Order crates and make sure [[Shaft Miner|Mining]] and the [[Cargo Technician]]s do their jobs. End up doing their jobs. Make people argue wether this job is a head of the staff or not. Wear sunglasses. Don´t have any impact on the station´s development whatsoever. Force people to write paperwork. Ignore paperwork. Fail at whatever your assignments are.
|Hawk over suit sensors. Ask people to turn around for implants. Continue waiting until they do. Slam dunk people into the body scanner. Operate on all of a patient's limbs at the same time. Use opiates willy-nilly. Fold scan reports into paper airplanes. Ask for ridiculous custom medicine mixes. Wordlessly inject/shove pills into someone's mouth when they ask for treatment. Shake your fist at the patient's right to refuse treatment. Scene in the infirmary instead of the dorms because something is bound to happen sooner or later.
!Medium
!Medium / Hard
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![[File:CargoTechnician.png|link=Cargo Technician]]<br>[[Cargo Technician]]
![[File:Paramedic.png|link=Paramedic|64px]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
|Deliver crates and send mail. Listen to your [[Quartermaster|boss]]. Attempt to stabilize idiots who were critically injured for riding disposals like a roller-coaster. <s> Devour </s> bring those idiots to the medbay. Fill cabinets with paperwork. Have a lot of free time. Order [[Supply_Crates|Cool Stuff]]
|Sprint out the door at the first mention of injury. Sigh when no one tells their position and only screams for help. Toss people onto your roller bed and stabilize their critical injuries. <s>Realize you don't have medkits</s> Laugh because you have a belt full of bottles of medicine. <s>Realize you don't have access</s> Laugh because you brought the [[Hardsuit#Rescue Hardsuit|Hardsuit]] and can gain access to pretty much anywhere someone is injured.
!Easy
!Hard
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![[File:ShaftMiner.png|link=Shaft Miner]]<br>[[Shaft Miner]]
![[File:Psychologist.png|link=Psychologist|64px]]<br>[[Psychologist]]
|Mine materials for the station. <s>Get eaten by a xeno while mining.</s> <s>Get mauled by a xeno while trying to ERP with it.</s> Get your ass dragged to the medbay. Whine and complain OOCly when you die. Deliver everything the R&D team needs to progress and don't even get a drill back.
|Genuinely listen to the crew's problems. Assist them in identifying the underlying issues and how to overcome them. <s>Declare people mentally ill after they escape being your dinner.</s> Conduct different types of therapies. Get a cool, roomy office <s>which is basically a bigger dorm room to do lewd stuff</s>.
!Easy
!Mind Bending
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![[File:Botanist.png|link=Botanist]]<br>[[Botanist]]
![[File:Chemist.png|link=Chemist|64px]]<br>[[Chemist]]
|Grow food for the [[Chef]]. Experiment with plants. FILL THE STATION WITH MUSHROOMS. Eat everything you harvest to taste it´s flavor. <s>Die</s>. Be the shopping cart of the Chef. Plant drugs. Release the nature's wrath.  
|Push buttons on the chemical dispenser. Find yourself unable to recall the recipes for medicines but do them anyway because it's all muscle memory at this point. Stock the h*ck out of the fridge with medicine that most doctors will probably just overlook. Ask mining for Phoron sheets for fun slime reactions. Make pills sometimes. Act surprised when someone actually comes in with a prescription.
!Easy
!Easy
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== Science and Medical ==
==Research==
 
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![[File:MedicalDoctor.png|link=Medical Doctor]]<br>[[Medical Doctor]]
![[File:Scientist.png|link=Scientist|64px]]<br>[[Scientist]]
|Heal people and deal with other ailments. Scan people´s DNA so they can get <s>vored</s> cloned after they get <s>digested</s> killed by some horrible <s>stomach</s> accident. Clone people throughout the entire round. Watch your crew monitor <s>or don't</s>. <s>Freak out when you do because that fatass Keegan is digesting an assistant again and you're traumatized as you watch their life signs slowly fade.</s> Remind the crew of STDs.
|Put things in an analyzer and watch numbers go up on a console. Rush research levels within minutes. Nag mining for diamonds. Make upgraded machine parts for departments. Shoot fuel rods at high velocity just because you can. Singe your eyebrows off. <s>Fall over the railing.</s>
!Medium
!Medium
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![[File:Paramedic.png|link=Paramedic|75 px]]<br>[[Paramedic]]
![[File:Roboticist.png|link=Roboticist|64px]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
|Rescue, <s>unbirth</s> stabilize, and transport dying crew members. Get to the ERP faster than anybody else. Answer: "Where?" to every single <s>stoopid</s> crewmate asking for help and not telling the position. Get lost while you try to reach your target. Realize you don´t have medkits once you get there. Realize you don't have access once you have medkits.
|Make robits that go beep boop. Unleash an army of cleanbots that all give up and get lost sooner or later. Accidentally turn on the farmbot's setting to harvest and stare in awe when hydroponics is filled to the brim with plants. Build cool stompy mechs. Look suspicious when you ask security for a helmet and baton to build securitrons. Repair synthetic crew on occasion.
!Medium
!Easy
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![[File:Psychologist.png|link=Psychologist]]<br>[[Psychologist]]
![[File:Xenobiologist.png|link=Scientist#Xenobiology|64px]]<br>[[Xenobiologist]]
|Solve everyone's problems. <s>Go insane yourself.</s> Take insane people to your <s>fucking creepy</s> isolated office and <s>ERP</s> <s>eat them</s> talk about their problems. Look at the ceiling while an army of emo kids knock your door. <s>Try to understand why the fuck vore is a fetish.</s>
|Breed gooey slimes. Love the slimes. Watch when one slime decides to bully another because their color is different. Teach them speech. Accidentally put an amber with other slimes and get overrun with constantly repopulating slimes. <s>Get your DNA digested.</s>
!Medium
!Death
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![[File:Chemist.png|link=Chemist]]<br>[[Chemist]]
![[File:Xenobiologist.png|link=Scientist#Xenobiology|64px]]<br>[[Xenobotanist]]
|Create medicines and research chemical weapons. Fill the syringe gun with chloral hydrate and grin evily. <b>Be the god of the station</b>. Make about anything that you can think of and fill syringes/grenades/people with that.
|Destroy your lab when you create a plant that grows plasma. Be slightly safer than the Xenobiologist. <s>Get eaten by sentient plants.</s>
!Medium
!Medium
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==Service and Civilian==
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![[File:Virologist.png|link=Virologist]]<br>[[Virologist]]
![[File:Assistant.png|link=Assistant|64px]]<br>[[Visitor]]
|Not yet implemented. Fuck something up and GET THE ENTIRE STATION CHASING YOUR ASS. Mistake symptoms and create the most lethal virus that has ever existed <s>and eat it</s>. Infuriate the admins until the job gets removed again.
|Run around without a job and be lazy. <s>Get eaten.</s> Backseat professionals and tell them how to do their job. <s>Get eaten.</s> Get implanted and cryo right after. <s>Get eaten.</s> Get eaten. <s>Get eaten.</s>
!Medium
!None
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![[File:Geneticist.png|link=Geneticist]]<br>[[Geneticist]]
![[File:Bartender.png|link=Bartender|64px]]<br>[[Bartender]]
|Torture unmonkeys with radiation. Get superpowers. Create puking green masses of telekinetic hulking blind dudes. Scan people and clone them without permission. Make friends with the Psychologist. <s>Pig out on an all you can eat unmonkey buffet.</s>
|Mix drinks. Line the table with alcohol that will probably vaporize someone's liver. <s>Build a sick web nest in your back room</s> Complain because web nests were removed due to abuse. Wave your shotgun around. Shoot rowdy customers with your shotgun. <s>Get arrested.</s>
!Medium
!Easy
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![[File:Roboticist.png|link=Roboticist]]<br>[[Roboticist]]
![[File:Botanist.png|link=Botanist|64px]]<br>[[Botanist]]
|Create [[Cyborg]]s, robots and exosuits. Hide inside an exosuit so you don´t get <s>vored</s> hurt. Be invisible to the crew. Ask if anyone wants to be a Cyborg so you don´t get too bored. BUILD BIG MECHS. Build bucket bots because the janitor is a lazy fuck. Build more as your bucket bots get lost because of their retarded pathfinding. <s>Crash the server with bucket bot spam.</s>
|Ask the [[Chef]] what they need for ingredients for their cooking. Don't get a reply and grow <s>Ambroisa Deus</s> potatoes. Find the chef missing and do all of the cooking yourself. Construct an apiary for bees! Toss mutagen into the tomato tray and get eaten by an angry tomato.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:Scientist.png|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist]]
![[File:Chef.png|link=Chef|64px]]<br>[[Chef]]
|Research phoron, aliens or technology. Attempt to do [[Guide to Xenoarcheology|Xenoarcheology]]. Die horribly when the artifact you found spews burning phoron into the room.
|Manage Botany and the Kitchen simultaneously <s>since no one likes going [[Botanist]] because who likes eating vegetables?</s> <s>Make a menu.</s> <s>Lay utensils out on the table.</s> <s>Stick around and take orders from the crew.</s> Cook all of the meat in the fridge into meat steaks, toss it all onto the tabletop, and run to the dorms to scene. You careless monster.
!Medium
!Easy
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![[File:Scientist.png|link=Scientist]]<br>[[Scientist|Xenobiologist]]
![[File:Clown.png|link=Entertainer]]<br>[[Entertainer]]
|Breed slimes. Try your best to be useful. <s>Get killed by your children.</s>
|Not good enough to make it through [[Clowns|Clown college]]? Can't stop coughing in all that [[Mime]] makeup? Yet the sight of smiles still gives you drive. Then It's time to slip into the shoes of an entertainer! Spend the whole shift in the bar singing, joking, gambling, <s>kissing</s> the rest of the crew to help them unwind after the FITH phoron breach this shift!
!Medium
!Very Easy - Very Hard
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== Civilian ==
 
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!style="background-color:#A9A9A9;" width=100|Difficulty
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![[File:Assistant.png|link=Assistant]]<br>[[Assistant]]
![[File:Entrepreneur.png|32px|link=Entrepreneur]]<br>[[Entrepreneur]]
|"Assist" the station. <s>Get eaten.</s> Be reassigned. <s>Get eaten.</s> Powergame to no end. Be anything you´d like to be. REPLACE THE FUCKING CLOWN. Nag departments so you can develop your private roleplay. Get Admin PMs. Eat popcorn while people try to figure out who released phoron. Raise the player count on the server by one.
|Couldn't get yourself a job with NanoTrasen, due to those incredibly high hiring standards presumably? Not to worry, you can kick start your own career by setting up a business of your own! Unbound by the limited job description of anyone who actually matters, you get special permission to market yourself on NT property as a totally reputable dentist, a perfectly competent private investigator, or even the most valuable of all professions: An influencer!
!Very Easy
!Easy
|-
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![[File:Bartender.png|link=Bartender]]<br>[[Bartender]]
![[File:Chaplain.png|link=Chaplain|64px]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
|Mix and serve drinks. Entertain the crew. Have the most populated place on the station. Have the "Guide to food and drinks" tab open at all times. Get overwhelmed by people asking the same shit over and over. Realize that you don´t have the ingredients for something after ten tries.
|Make Pastafarianism as your religion and praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Get patrons asking if said deity has meatballs. Reply yes and get millions of fanatics <s>that secretly only want to eat the deity, and you by extension.</s> Wave your useless null rod around. Sit bored in your chapel because no one ever visits it.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:Chef.png|link=Chef]]<br>[[Chef]]
![[File:Command_Secretary.png|link=Command Secretary|64px]]<br>[[Command Secretary]]
|Cook <s>the crew</s> food for the crew. Complain when that one fatass [[Unathi]] eats everything in one sitting. Be useless in this server because everyone eats everyone. Get in blood feuds against the crew because they don't accept your "vegan-only" menu. Gib corpses. Hope people will come to the kitchen for something else apart from food fetishes. Chase out hungry trespassers with your cleaver. Steal the barkeeper's shotgun.
|Be an assistant but with a suit, briefcase, and bridge access. Keep the [[Guide to Paperwork]] open in a window and pretend you know what you're doing. <s>Get lewded by the command staff.</s> Wish you were a department head.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:Chaplain.png|link=Chaplain]]<br>[[Chaplain]]
![[File:Janitor.png|link=Janitor|64px]]<br>[[Janitor]]
|Be a source of spiritual support for the crew. Spread your equally valid religion. <s>Take followers into your stomach.</s> Name your religion something either Yiff or Vore related. '''<i>;SCREAM ON THE RADIO</i>'''. Get the AI to spread your religion. Get an army of religious fanatics. Pray for things and actually get them because the admin thinks it's funny.
|Lead a losing battle against station filth. Regret taking the job when you come across the dorms. <s>Get sat on.</s> Never visit the top floor and allow it to get unreasonably dirty. Place signs. Point to your signs. Complain about janitor [[Cyborg|borgs]] doing your job better than you.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:Librarian.png|link=Librarian]]<br>[[Librarian]]
![[File:Librarian.png|link=Librarian|64px]]<br>[[Librarian]]
|Keep the Library stocked and well organized. Fill it with <s>porn</s> reference books. Read <s>porn</s> news on the radio. Fill the newscaster with <s>porn</s> important events that happened on the station. Look like a <s>porn</s> actor in those sharp clothes. Rest in the peace and quietness of the library and either do OOC stuff or try to do IC stuff related to books... and <s>porn</s> stuff.
|Keep the library shelves stocked. <s>Ignore that and only fill the adult shelves.</s> Create your own newscaster channel <s>that no one will ever check.</s> Host games of dare dice <s>which usually just amounts to everyone getting eaten.</s> Write steamy fan fiction about two crew members.
!Easy
!Easy
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![[File:pilot.png|link=Pilot|64px]]<br>[[Pilot]]
|Fly the crew to places they need to go to do their jobs <s>or vacations</s>. Wear cool sunglasses. Make movie references to entertain your passengers while ferrying them around. Try to remember the atmospheric composition of each planet.
!Medium / Hard
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|}


== Non-Human ==
==Station-Bound==


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![[File:AILarge.gif|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
![[File:AILarge.gif|link=AI]]<br>[[AI]]
|Be the station. Serve the crew. [[Malfunction|Or don't]]. Bolt doors. Electrify doors. Obey orders or get banned. Hope for the Ion storm to hit really good. Get so many laws uploaded you can´t even roleplay them all. Search for legal loopholes in your lawset. Be a ghetto all-access dealer to the crew.
|Essentially ''be'' the station. Wonder if having people inside the station counts as vore on its own. Get funny laws from ion storms that will probably get you carded. Crash because of bugs and z-code. Quietly disappear when you realize this is a boring job to play for five and a half hours.
!Extremely Hard
!Extremely Hard/Boring
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![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
![[File:Generic_borg.png|64px|link=Cyborg]]<br>[[Cyborg]]
|Follow your laws and do your job. <s>Troll people as a janiborg by running them over with your scrubbers.</s>
|Follow your laws and listen to the AI if you're shackled to one. Ignore the many amazing borg sprites and skip to dogborgs because BARK I'M A DOG. Get inferior tools as a result. Wish that <s>the gods</s> your designers gave you hands. Walk clueless [[Roboticist|roboticists]] through upgrade installation. Flip the bird to department SOP.
!Medium to Hard
!Medium to Hard
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![[File:Maintenance_Drone.png|64px|link=Maintenance Drone]]<br>[[Maintenance Drone]]
![[File:Maintenance_Drone.png|64px|link=Maintenance Drone]]<br>[[Maintenance Drone]]
|Fix, clean, and improve the station. Follow ''only'' your laws. Ignore everyone else beside other drones. <- SEE THAT SHIT? THAT MEANS THAT YOU GET TO IGNORE PEOPLE DYING IN SPACE. Troll around and construct/deconstruct everything you see fit because you are "improving the station".
|Become what is essentially a robomouse. Silently fix issues around the station before the [[Station Engineer|engineers]] can. Laugh at them in robotic speech they can't understand, otherwise just ignore anything that isn't a station issue or fellow maint drone.
!Medium to Hard
!Medium
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![[File:pAI.png|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
![[File:pAI.png|link=Personal AI]]<br>[[Personal AI]]
|Be someone's constant companion. Act as a translator. Have one of the most fun tandem roleplays there are. Follow your user´s directions and have a pretty wacky personality. Hack doors with the AI´s permission. Act as an IC internet-serching engine and allow people to <s>watch porn without headphones</s> learn new facts about the station.
|Be a pocket companion. Download <s>useless</s> '''TOTALLY NECESSARY''' programs to aid your user. Door jack random airlocks without care and get your user arrested. Essentially be a sentient search engine for whatever <s>dumb</s> '''VERY IMPORTANT''' questions your user asks. Fold out into the shape of a house pet and go on a quest to eat all of the maintenance mice.
!Very Easy
!Very Easy
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![[File:Ghost.png|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
![[File:Ghost.png|link=Ghost]]<br>[[Ghost]]
|Observe the round. Bother admins to revive you. Bother geneticists to clone you. Metagame. Ask admins to end the round because you died. Stalk ERP. Stalk high quality ERP. Stalk normal RP. Whine in OOC chat. Whine in Ghost chat. Close the game.
|Fly around and scope out intense ERP scenes. Frequent the round as a ghost whenever you can't decide what loadout options look best on your character. Have a short respawn timer. Realize that [[Critters#Pets|Runtime]] is your only bridge between the supernatural world and the realm of the living. Complain.
!None
!None
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![[File:MiceBrown.png|link=Mouse]]<br>[[Mouse]]
![[File:MiceBrown.png|link=Mouse]]<br>[[Mouse]]
|Observe the round and squeak. Piss off the chef. Actually act like a mouse. Die all the time.
|Pretend to be a regular mouse. Infiltrate areas that you should never be in. Hide under tables and anger the chef. Be the biggest turnip ever and try to get eaten. Get stomped instead and complain in deadchat.
!Very Easy to Medium
!Very Easy
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== Antagonists ==
==ITV Talon==
These roles are assigned to their own special vessel outside of normal station play, in this case the [[ITV Talon]]. They are their own free people and are not held under any regular NT policy. On the flip side, they are not guaranteed the same benefits such as help from Centcom. Playing these roles means you will only have your fellow crew to rely on. Care to put your SS13 skills to the test?
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![[File:taloncaptain.png|64px|link=Talon Captain]]<br>[[Talon Captain]]
|Command the Talon. Command nobody but you because nobody else showed up.
!Very Hard
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![[File:talonpilot.png|64px|link=Talon Pilot]]<br>[[Talon Pilot]]
|Fly the Talon. Be the pilot but with a bigger ship to fly. Go on '''wacky''' adventures with the rest of the crew when you fly the Talon to somewhere.
!Very Hard
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![[File:talonguard.png|64px|link=Talon Guard]]<br>[[Talon Guard]]
|Guard the Talon. Be a security officer but with no oversight. Beat another crewmember to death when they commit a crime. Protect the rest of the crew during an adventure.
!Very Hard
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![[File:talondoctor.png|64px|link=Talon Doctor]]<br>[[Talon Doctor]]
|Heal fellow Talon crew members. Act as a field medic when people are injured on adventures, die in the middle of healing them.
!Very Hard
|-
![[File:talonengineer.png|64px|link=Talon Engineer]]<br>[[Talon Engineer]]
|Be a engineer but on a smaller ship. <s>Turn the Talon into a catgirl brothel.</s> Tell the [[Talon Pilot]] to stop at the fueling station to refuel, yell at him when he says no and you end up dead in space.
!Very Hard
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==Events==
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These roles only appear during events. Some of them are antagonists, some of them are just visitors. Either way they only appear during events, and you cannot play them even with a whitelist.
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![[File:CentcomOfficer.png|link=CentCom Officer|64px]]<br>[[CentCom Officer]]
|Act on behalf of CentCom. Avoid interfering unless absolutely necessary. Seriously, let them handle their own god damn problems and just fire whoever's responsible if they survive the disaster they caused. <s>ERP in your private CentCom office.</s> Slowly go insane as you serve as an in-character form of admin.
!Very Easy / <font color="darkred">Endless Suffering</font>
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![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Mercenary]]<br>[[Mercenary]]
![[File:Generic_nukesyndie.png|64px|link=Mercenary]]<br>[[Mercenary]]
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![[File:Generic_cultist.gif|64px|link=Cultist]]<br>[[Cultist]]
![[File:Generic_cultist.gif|64px|link=Cultist]]<br>[[Cultist]]
|Sing praises to [[Devoratrix Mundi]], the [[Redspace]] Deity of Devouring. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of your Lord. Sometimes inside actual bowels.
|Sing praises to [[Devoratrix Mundi]], the [[Redspace]] Deity of Devouring. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of your Lord. <s>Sometimes inside actual bowels.</s>
!Very Hard
!Very Hard
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![[File:Pirate.gif|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
![[File:Pirate.png|64px|link=Pirate]]<br>[[Pirate]]
|Plunder booty from th' station! Capture thar crew in yer belly!
|Plunder booty from th' station! Capture thar crew <s>in yer belly</s>!
!Very Hard
!Very Hard
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!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:Wizard.png|link=Wizard]]<br>[[Wizard]]
![[File:Technomancer.png|link=Technomancer|64px]]<br>[[Technomancer]]
|Befuddle the minds of mortal men. Wield terrific arcane power and blow apart the cumulative efforts of the pathetic sciences. Charm gullible young personnel as you pick their pockets. Animate donuts and force them to fight Security for your amusement.
|Sort of like a Space Wizard you may have seen in the movies, only REAL. PROBABLY.
!Hard
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![[File:voxraider.png|link=Vox_Raider]]<br>[[Vox Raider]]
|Complete your objectives for the Shoal. Follow the Inviolate. Steal the station's paperwork and sell it back to them. Laugh merrily as you mock the meat, pretending to work a silly meat job. <s>Trade goods for fucks.</s> Hang on tight, the hype train is leaving the station. Destination: your sides!
!Hard
!Hard
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![[File:Cortical.gif|link=Cortical Borer]]<br>[[Cortical Borer]]
![[File:Trader.png|link=Trader|64px]]<br>[[Trader]]
|Spread, thrive, and grow in the hostile human world. Crawl into peoples' ears and whisper sweet, violent nothings. Create pandemonium as your glorious breeding ground bloats in size.
|Sell copious amounts of dangerous contraband to the crew. Laugh in Security's face as they legally can't stop you. Laugh at people who step off your ship and immediately get arrested for bringing contraband aboard the station. Laugh as the crew has a mass shooting with all the guns you just sold them. Laugh all the way to the bank. <s>Get eaten and robbed blind.</s>
!Hard
!Easy / Medium
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![[File:SpaceNinja.png|link=Space Ninja]]<br>[[Space Ninja]]
![[File:Deathsquadofficer.png|link=Deathsquad]]<br><s>'''Deathsquad'''</s><br>[[Asset Protection]]
|Uphold the ways of Bushido. Walk boldly through forbidden halls, and sever the hands of any man who would dare challenge you. Drink the station's power as surely as steel swallows lightning. Vanish into the shadows and emerge with your blade at their throats. Or make them vanish. Into your stomach.
|Get overpowered weapons and armor, then murder the ever-living ''fuck'' out of whatever CentCom told you to; usually attempted mutinies. Cause a lot of collateral damage in the process. Be an asshole to the crew for making you come here. <s>Be an instrument of flagrant admin abuse.</s>
!Medium / Hard
!<font color="crimson">Robust</font>
|}
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==Special==
==Special==
 
These jobs either require a [[whitelist]], or only appear under special circumstances. An admin is not needed to spawn these roles.
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![[File:CentComObserver.png|link=CentCom Observer]]<br>[[CentCom Observer]]
![[File:EmergencyResponseTeam.png|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team]]
|Observe the station. Look for things that can be improved. Report back to CentCom. Avoid interfering. <s>Laugh with your colleagues at crew's incompetence.</s>
|Respond to the emergency, j<s>oin the crew in the stomach of what caused it.</s> Wish you were as well armed as <s>Deathsquads</s> Asset Protection. Be sent to deal with issues that Asset Protection would have better success with.
 
(Admin Only Job)
!Medium / Hard
!Medium / Hard
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![[File:EmergencyResponseTeam.png|link=Emergency Response Team]]<br>[[Emergency Response Team]]
![[File:Clown.png|link=Clown]]<br>[[Clown]]
|Deal with the Red Alert. <s>Join the crew in stomach of what caused it.</s>
|HONK! <s>Get your clown SCA shot down because you made it edgy.</s> [https://forum.vore-station.net/viewforum.php?f=45 SCA] for a [[Clowns|Clown]] because you <s>have a clown fetish</s> want to entertain your peers. HONK! Go to college for five years for a degree in honking. HONK! Yell at Louie for not having a degree. HONK! <s>Wander around the station for an hour before afking in the bar and complaining that the H.O.N.K mech is gone.</s> HONK! Sell nonexistent insurance. HONK! Praise the Honkmother. HONK!
!Medium / Hard
!<b><font color="#FF00FF">HONK!</font></b>
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![[File:Deathsquad.png|link=Deathsquad]]<br><s>[[Deathsquad]]</s>
![[File:Mime.png|link=Mime]]<br>[[Mime]]
|Nothing to see here. Move along.
|''waves''
!<font color="red">Robust</font>
!<b><font color="#FFFFFF">...</font></b>
|}
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[[Category:Jobs]]
[[Category:Jobs]]

Latest revision as of 14:47, 3 September 2023

Your Job is what NanoTrasen has assigned you to do aboard Virgo Orbital Research Establishment. It defines what equipment you start with, your ID card access, and what you're actually supposed to be doing when not being eaten.

Some useful links:

It is also advised to read up about Corporate Regulations, so you know your rights.

Due to equal rights laws, you might encounter some interesting new Species working alongside you.

Heads of Staff

Job Role Difficulty
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Site Manager
Oversee Virgo Orbital Research Establishment and its staff. Coordinate the heads of each department. Eat a CentCom Officer after they attempt to demote you, order security to eat the ERT sent to investigate their disappearance. Become a shining example of upholding SOP and Corporate Regulations. Use your translocator to warp straight into a sly predator's stomach to get around faster. Use your energy gun on hungry assistants grubs. Hard
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Head of Personnel
Be in charge of personnel and the service department. Reassign crew to jobs upon request. Never bother asking the head of a department before putting a psychopath in the job. Wonder where the Colony Director went. Try to act as the voice of reason between the Head of Security's Militarism and the Site Manager's Authoritarianism. Rub the fact that you're the de facto second-in-command in everyone else's faces. Wonder why your holdout gun has so few shots well after it's too late. Hard
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Head of Security
Oversee your Security Officers and uphold Corporate Regulations or die trying. Bellybrig criminals without a second thought. Commit war crimes without a second thought. Shoot a IA Agent for "Mutiny" when they attempt to fax Centcom about your war crimes. Wear your cool voidsuit that looks about as imposing as the rest of your edgy wardrobe. Order more ridiculous equipment for your already-gigantic armory. Medium to Hard
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Chief Engineer
Direct your Engineers. Get cool power tools and a sleek hardsuit. Berate the engine tech for using Nitrogen. Call out the lazy Atmospheric Tech for not optimizing Atmospherics. Fix disasters once your engineers rush to the dorms immediately after everything is setup. Get yelled at by the Colony Director when nothing is fixed within two minutes of something breaking. Have the best pet on the station. Hard
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Research Director
Attempt to direct the Research department. End up just counseling newer Scientists on where to find everything to max research levels. Prepare for the worst when Xenobiology mentions they have orange slimes. Watch Xenobotany go up in a cloud of smoke when they grow explosive corn. Witness an intern make an integrated circuit with the power of seven suns shoved inside. Butt heads with the QM over who's in charge of resources. Wonder why no research has been conducted for four hours. Run your mouth about Bluespace. Pet Kendrick. Medium
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Chief Medical Officer
Direct your soldiers in the warzone known as the Infirmary. Fill in for positions that other doctors do not know how to do. Accidentally donate all your blood restocking the resleever. Screech when an EMT sets cryo to 0 Kelvin. Frown furiously when the chemist renames KeloDerm to "Dermotane." Completely forget about medical records. Genuinely smile when you're thanked in an otherwise thankless job. Point to the "NO SMOKING" sign. Get eaten by Runtime for being a micro. Soul Crushing

Security

Job Role Difficulty
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Security Officer
Ask your boss what to do. Get told to patrol wherever. Frequent the bar because that's where all the filthy criminals hang out. Rush to an assault call and find out it's just two people in a scene. Listen as they berate you in LOOC. Bellybrig without looking at prefs. Get bwoinked. Get your stunbaton disarmed and hide behind a window to use your taser. Accidentally let go of a suspect when you try handing them to the Warden. Medium
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Warden
Kick back and doze off in your office. Observe ERP crime from afar with your sick binoculars. Order a riding crop to abuse discipline prisoners. Shoot your shotgun at prisoners from the catwalks. Watch one prisoner eat another. Froth at the mouth when a virus blasts the brig. Leave handcuffs on your prisoners for kinky roleplay. Only timeskip vore offenses, everything else (resisting arrest, sparking a manhunt, etc) does not get timeskipped. Medium
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Detective
Swab everything. Scan everything. Analyze everything. Everything everything. Wave your gold holobadge around. Investigate a kidnapping. Get kidnapped yourself. Drink your sorrows away at the bar. Tip your hat. Lose your gun. Start an investigation into who stole your gun. Swab everything. Scan everything. Ad infinitum. Hard
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Internal Affairs Agent
Get summoned by pubbies that are accused of actual crimes more than people accused of crimes that genuinely deserve your attention. Sit in your office positioned on an eerily quiet floor. Put the internal in internal affairs when you get eaten. Send faxes to CC on rare occasion. Medium to Hard

Engineering

Job Role Difficulty
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Station Engineer
Ask the Chief Engineer if you can start the engine. Get denied. Try to keep track of all the ridiculous steps they take to optimize the setup. Consolidate the solar SMES coils. Flip tables once grubs show up thirty minutes into the shift. Try to understand the pipes in Atmos and get chased out by the baron of the land who wasn't doing anything before you showed up anyway. Realize there's nothing left to do and disasters only happen when you go to the dorms. Hard
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Atmospheric Technician
Fix pipes. Place pipes. If people are telling you that you're useless, then you probably haven't failed at your job yet, and people are breathing safely. Max all the pumps. Unclog the algae generators. Cry when superheated Phoron comes tunneling down the scrubber pipes when you haven't even bothered setting up the purge valves. Hard

Cargo and Supply

Job Role Difficulty
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Quartermaster
Pretend to be a head of staff. Listen to the Head of Personnel anyway because you have to. Remind the Research Director he isn't your boss. Uphold bureaucracy and paperwork. Watch people just scribble silly words on a piece of paper asking for crayons to chew on anyway. Order carpet and foam swords and knight visitors into your kingdom. Tell miners not to get eaten by the wildlife. Break into a weapon crate; get gunned down by sec. Medium
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Cargo Technician
Move freight. Almost get sold by your boss on account of how useless you are. Send empty implanters back to medical and screech that they can be refilled. Get ignored because no one cares. Watch idiots fly onto the conveyor with every bone broken and four different instances of internal bleeding. Eat them. Easy
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Shaft Miner
Ask for a mining mech. Get ignored and mine with your bare hands drill and satchel. Accidentally destroy an artifact and get assblasted with radiation. Die alone and cold because you're out of sensors range. Throw your hands up in the air when you find diamonds. Get yelled at by Research when there aren't enough diamonds. Never get thanked for your efforts. Easy

Medical

Job Role Difficulty
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Medical Doctor
Hawk over suit sensors. Ask people to turn around for implants. Continue waiting until they do. Slam dunk people into the body scanner. Operate on all of a patient's limbs at the same time. Use opiates willy-nilly. Fold scan reports into paper airplanes. Ask for ridiculous custom medicine mixes. Wordlessly inject/shove pills into someone's mouth when they ask for treatment. Shake your fist at the patient's right to refuse treatment. Scene in the infirmary instead of the dorms because something is bound to happen sooner or later. Medium / Hard
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Paramedic
Sprint out the door at the first mention of injury. Sigh when no one tells their position and only screams for help. Toss people onto your roller bed and stabilize their critical injuries. Realize you don't have medkits Laugh because you have a belt full of bottles of medicine. Realize you don't have access Laugh because you brought the Hardsuit and can gain access to pretty much anywhere someone is injured. Hard
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Psychologist
Genuinely listen to the crew's problems. Assist them in identifying the underlying issues and how to overcome them. Declare people mentally ill after they escape being your dinner. Conduct different types of therapies. Get a cool, roomy office which is basically a bigger dorm room to do lewd stuff. Mind Bending
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Chemist
Push buttons on the chemical dispenser. Find yourself unable to recall the recipes for medicines but do them anyway because it's all muscle memory at this point. Stock the h*ck out of the fridge with medicine that most doctors will probably just overlook. Ask mining for Phoron sheets for fun slime reactions. Make pills sometimes. Act surprised when someone actually comes in with a prescription. Easy

Research

Job Role Difficulty
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Scientist
Put things in an analyzer and watch numbers go up on a console. Rush research levels within minutes. Nag mining for diamonds. Make upgraded machine parts for departments. Shoot fuel rods at high velocity just because you can. Singe your eyebrows off. Fall over the railing. Medium
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Roboticist
Make robits that go beep boop. Unleash an army of cleanbots that all give up and get lost sooner or later. Accidentally turn on the farmbot's setting to harvest and stare in awe when hydroponics is filled to the brim with plants. Build cool stompy mechs. Look suspicious when you ask security for a helmet and baton to build securitrons. Repair synthetic crew on occasion. Easy
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Xenobiologist
Breed gooey slimes. Love the slimes. Watch when one slime decides to bully another because their color is different. Teach them speech. Accidentally put an amber with other slimes and get overrun with constantly repopulating slimes. Get your DNA digested. Death
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Xenobotanist
Destroy your lab when you create a plant that grows plasma. Be slightly safer than the Xenobiologist. Get eaten by sentient plants. Medium

Service and Civilian

Job Role Difficulty
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Visitor
Run around without a job and be lazy. Get eaten. Backseat professionals and tell them how to do their job. Get eaten. Get implanted and cryo right after. Get eaten. Get eaten. Get eaten. None
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Bartender
Mix drinks. Line the table with alcohol that will probably vaporize someone's liver. Build a sick web nest in your back room Complain because web nests were removed due to abuse. Wave your shotgun around. Shoot rowdy customers with your shotgun. Get arrested. Easy
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Botanist
Ask the Chef what they need for ingredients for their cooking. Don't get a reply and grow Ambroisa Deus potatoes. Find the chef missing and do all of the cooking yourself. Construct an apiary for bees! Toss mutagen into the tomato tray and get eaten by an angry tomato. Easy
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Chef
Manage Botany and the Kitchen simultaneously since no one likes going Botanist because who likes eating vegetables? Make a menu. Lay utensils out on the table. Stick around and take orders from the crew. Cook all of the meat in the fridge into meat steaks, toss it all onto the tabletop, and run to the dorms to scene. You careless monster. Easy
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Entertainer
Not good enough to make it through Clown college? Can't stop coughing in all that Mime makeup? Yet the sight of smiles still gives you drive. Then It's time to slip into the shoes of an entertainer! Spend the whole shift in the bar singing, joking, gambling, kissing the rest of the crew to help them unwind after the FITH phoron breach this shift! Very Easy - Very Hard
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Entrepreneur
Couldn't get yourself a job with NanoTrasen, due to those incredibly high hiring standards presumably? Not to worry, you can kick start your own career by setting up a business of your own! Unbound by the limited job description of anyone who actually matters, you get special permission to market yourself on NT property as a totally reputable dentist, a perfectly competent private investigator, or even the most valuable of all professions: An influencer! Easy
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Chaplain
Make Pastafarianism as your religion and praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Get patrons asking if said deity has meatballs. Reply yes and get millions of fanatics that secretly only want to eat the deity, and you by extension. Wave your useless null rod around. Sit bored in your chapel because no one ever visits it. Easy
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Command Secretary
Be an assistant but with a suit, briefcase, and bridge access. Keep the Guide to Paperwork open in a window and pretend you know what you're doing. Get lewded by the command staff. Wish you were a department head. Easy
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Janitor
Lead a losing battle against station filth. Regret taking the job when you come across the dorms. Get sat on. Never visit the top floor and allow it to get unreasonably dirty. Place signs. Point to your signs. Complain about janitor borgs doing your job better than you. Easy
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Librarian
Keep the library shelves stocked. Ignore that and only fill the adult shelves. Create your own newscaster channel that no one will ever check. Host games of dare dice which usually just amounts to everyone getting eaten. Write steamy fan fiction about two crew members. Easy
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Pilot
Fly the crew to places they need to go to do their jobs or vacations. Wear cool sunglasses. Make movie references to entertain your passengers while ferrying them around. Try to remember the atmospheric composition of each planet. Medium / Hard

Station-Bound

Job Role Difficulty
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AI
Essentially be the station. Wonder if having people inside the station counts as vore on its own. Get funny laws from ion storms that will probably get you carded. Crash because of bugs and z-code. Quietly disappear when you realize this is a boring job to play for five and a half hours. Extremely Hard/Boring
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Cyborg
Follow your laws and listen to the AI if you're shackled to one. Ignore the many amazing borg sprites and skip to dogborgs because BARK I'M A DOG. Get inferior tools as a result. Wish that the gods your designers gave you hands. Walk clueless roboticists through upgrade installation. Flip the bird to department SOP. Medium to Hard
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Maintenance Drone
Become what is essentially a robomouse. Silently fix issues around the station before the engineers can. Laugh at them in robotic speech they can't understand, otherwise just ignore anything that isn't a station issue or fellow maint drone. Medium
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Personal AI
Be a pocket companion. Download useless TOTALLY NECESSARY programs to aid your user. Door jack random airlocks without care and get your user arrested. Essentially be a sentient search engine for whatever dumb VERY IMPORTANT questions your user asks. Fold out into the shape of a house pet and go on a quest to eat all of the maintenance mice. Very Easy
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Ghost
Fly around and scope out intense ERP scenes. Frequent the round as a ghost whenever you can't decide what loadout options look best on your character. Have a short respawn timer. Realize that Runtime is your only bridge between the supernatural world and the realm of the living. Complain. None
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Mouse
Pretend to be a regular mouse. Infiltrate areas that you should never be in. Hide under tables and anger the chef. Be the biggest turnip ever and try to get eaten. Get stomped instead and complain in deadchat. Very Easy

ITV Talon

These roles are assigned to their own special vessel outside of normal station play, in this case the ITV Talon. They are their own free people and are not held under any regular NT policy. On the flip side, they are not guaranteed the same benefits such as help from Centcom. Playing these roles means you will only have your fellow crew to rely on. Care to put your SS13 skills to the test?

Job Role Difficulty
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Talon Captain
Command the Talon. Command nobody but you because nobody else showed up. Very Hard
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Talon Pilot
Fly the Talon. Be the pilot but with a bigger ship to fly. Go on wacky adventures with the rest of the crew when you fly the Talon to somewhere. Very Hard
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Talon Guard
Guard the Talon. Be a security officer but with no oversight. Beat another crewmember to death when they commit a crime. Protect the rest of the crew during an adventure. Very Hard
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Talon Doctor
Heal fellow Talon crew members. Act as a field medic when people are injured on adventures, die in the middle of healing them. Very Hard
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Talon Engineer
Be a engineer but on a smaller ship. Turn the Talon into a catgirl brothel. Tell the Talon Pilot to stop at the fueling station to refuel, yell at him when he says no and you end up dead in space. Very Hard

Events

These roles only appear during events. Some of them are antagonists, some of them are just visitors. Either way they only appear during events, and you cannot play them even with a whitelist.

Job Role Difficulty
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CentCom Officer
Act on behalf of CentCom. Avoid interfering unless absolutely necessary. Seriously, let them handle their own god damn problems and just fire whoever's responsible if they survive the disaster they caused. ERP in your private CentCom office. Slowly go insane as you serve as an in-character form of admin. Very Easy / Endless Suffering
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Mercenary
Get paid to look after the interests of your wealthy employer. Mostly look after yourself. Very Hard
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Cultist
Sing praises to Devoratrix Mundi, the Redspace Deity of Devouring. Decorate your trophy rack with eyeballs. Sow panic and glorify in the cold darkness of the void as you crush the station in the bowels of your Lord. Sometimes inside actual bowels. Very Hard
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Pirate
Plunder booty from th' station! Capture thar crew in yer belly! Very Hard
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Changeling
Be friendly, polite, and have a plan to consume everyone you meet. Revel in paranoia, panic, and terror as you turn good men and women on their own loved ones. Walk right into the Armory wearing the Warden's face. Hard
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Xenomorph
Grow. Eat. Spread. Repopulate. Maul xenophiles. Hard
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Technomancer
Sort of like a Space Wizard you may have seen in the movies, only REAL. PROBABLY. Hard
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Trader
Sell copious amounts of dangerous contraband to the crew. Laugh in Security's face as they legally can't stop you. Laugh at people who step off your ship and immediately get arrested for bringing contraband aboard the station. Laugh as the crew has a mass shooting with all the guns you just sold them. Laugh all the way to the bank. Get eaten and robbed blind. Easy / Medium
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Deathsquad
Asset Protection
Get overpowered weapons and armor, then murder the ever-living fuck out of whatever CentCom told you to; usually attempted mutinies. Cause a lot of collateral damage in the process. Be an asshole to the crew for making you come here. Be an instrument of flagrant admin abuse. Robust

Special

These jobs either require a whitelist, or only appear under special circumstances. An admin is not needed to spawn these roles.

Job Role Difficulty
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Emergency Response Team
Respond to the emergency, join the crew in the stomach of what caused it. Wish you were as well armed as Deathsquads Asset Protection. Be sent to deal with issues that Asset Protection would have better success with. Medium / Hard
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Clown
HONK! Get your clown SCA shot down because you made it edgy. SCA for a Clown because you have a clown fetish want to entertain your peers. HONK! Go to college for five years for a degree in honking. HONK! Yell at Louie for not having a degree. HONK! Wander around the station for an hour before afking in the bar and complaining that the H.O.N.K mech is gone. HONK! Sell nonexistent insurance. HONK! Praise the Honkmother. HONK! HONK!
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Mime
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